Owner Spends Vacation Picking Through Dog Poop After Dog Eats $500.
BAD DOG
Owner retrieves cash after canine helps himself to $500 snack
Wayne Klinkel has taken the old my dog ate my homework excuse to a new level.
Klinkels dog ate his $100 bills. Five of them.
I thought You dumb SOB, Klinkel recalled with a rueful laugh. I couldnt believe he did that.
The story of the $500 dog started around Christmas, when Klinkel and his wife took a road trip to visit their daughter and her husband, Amy and Coty Church, in Denver. Along the way, they stopped for dinner and left their 12-year-old golden retriever, Sundance, locked in the vehicle. They also left the five $100 bills and a $1 bill in a cubbyhole in their rig.
http://helenair.com/lifestyles/owner-retrieves-cash-after-canine-helps-himself-to-snack/article_1489a9fa-9f44-11e2-8c59-001a4bcf887a.html
Good luck spending that.