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Initech

(99,909 posts)
Tue Apr 2, 2013, 02:11 AM Apr 2013

Woman On Way To DC To "Yell At Obama" Stops At House, Poops In Yard, Bathes Naked In Pool

Yes you read that correctly:

PALM BAY, Fla. -
Palm Bay police have arrested a woman they say was observed on surveillance video defecating in a man's backyard and swimming naked in his pool.

Cheryl Beauchamp, 35, has been charged with burglary and criminal mischief in the incident on Knecht Road.

According to police, the homeowner reported seeing Beauchamp on his home surveillance system walk through his yard, defecate and cut the screen to the pool area. She then took off her clothes and got into his swimming pool.

When police arrived, Beauchamp told officers she was taking a bath because she was homeless and that she cut the screen with a rock because the door was locked and she wanted to take a bath, the report states.

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/Homeless-woman-poops-in-man-s-yard-bathes-naked-in-pool-Palm-Bay-police-say/-/1637132/19521960/-/3nkukv/-/index.html


I'm guessing meth and/or bath salts were involved.
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Woman On Way To DC To "Yell At Obama" Stops At House, Poops In Yard, Bathes Naked In Pool (Original Post) Initech Apr 2013 OP
Ahhh, those Republican values of self-sufficiency in the face of hardship! MADem Apr 2013 #1

MADem

(135,425 posts)
1. Ahhh, those Republican values of self-sufficiency in the face of hardship!
Tue Apr 2, 2013, 04:17 PM
Apr 2013

Shit on someone else's property, vandalize it, and use it without permisssion...


Sounds positively Romneyesque, even without the "yelling at Obama" bit!


She looks fresh from her dip in the pool from her mug shot!

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