Need help identifying this weed, I've tried google...

[Ikonoklast]

Damn stuff is all over the back lot, pretty tough to kill. I cut it down, it grows back like a weed.

Once a month I pull it all out and burn it in the fire pit, but when I wake up the next day, there are a couple of hundred Deadheads camped out in my yard, and it's a pain in the ass to shoo them all away without having to buy something tie-died, and that stuff ain't cheap.


And the drumming keeps me up all night.


Help.

[Moondog]

1. Where did you say you lived, again?

[Ikonoklast]

5. I'm not falling for that one again!

Bet you drive a Volkswagen van, doncha, hackeysack weirdo!

[Moondog]

6. German, yes. VW, no.

[Ikonoklast]

13. Well, as long as you don't try to sell me home-made jewelry or leather goods out of your trunk

and promise not to stay for a week playing a mandolin or the bongos or something at all hours, you can take all you can carry.


You could bring some pizza, it's hungry work burning all that stuff.



And Doritos.









Cool Ranch.




And Ding-Dongs.

[Kali]

2. send me a big box full

and I will see if I can do an ID for you. might take a while

[Ikonoklast]

7. I rented a hay baler, you need to come get it yourself.

The smallest round bale weighs about a half-ton, kinda spendy to ship very far.

[Kali]

9. that's cool, I have a covered stock trailer

gonna need to rent a truck, just put a clutch in the beater and don't want to deal with whatever is next on that POS.

[A HERETIC I AM]

3. It's a Triffid.

It will kill you if given the chance.

[Ikonoklast]

8. I dunno, seems pretty laid-back and docile to me.

Is there a poisonous variety?

Hate to get all itchy.

[A HERETIC I AM]

11. Just wait till night time...

and when you go blind.

Then you're screwed.

[Ikonoklast]

14. What, you can distill this stuff?

Sounds like bad batch of Moonshine.

[A HERETIC I AM]

16. Ummmm..not sure we're on the same page.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_of_the_Triffids

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055894/

[Ikonoklast]

17. Oh, I know what you were talking about.

Triffids are what you cook with, right?

Keeps the pan out of the campfire.

See, I'm smart, not stupid like they say I am!

[trof]

21. I think you're thinking of 'trivets'.

But a tripod would work better.

[Ikonoklast]

22. Why would I use a tripod?

I'm not cooking a camera.


I don't need trivets, either, I'm not trying to build a skyscraper.




















Buncha weirdos.

[Iggo]

4. The Kind.

[Ikonoklast]

10. ....of what?

THAT'S WHAT I ASKED, WHAT KIND?



Sheesh.

Are you people all on dope or something???

[Iggo]

18. The KIND Kind, silly.

[Ikonoklast]

19. I swear to God you people are all just fucking with me.

Here I am asking serious questions, and all I get is doubletalk in return.

I'm going to call on Monday and ask the county agricultural extension agent if can stop by and give me some REAL advice.

[Liberal Veteran]

12. Looks like wild parsley to me.

You should gather some up and make some fine Italian foods (preferably those inspired by the Olive Garden).

[Ikonoklast]

15. Yep, you people are all on dope. Thought so.

Thanks for the advice, Hippy!

[annabanana]

20. You win DU today!

Congrats