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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts) Tue Apr 30, 2013, 11:22 AM Apr 2013

Twain Tuesday.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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Twain Tuesday. (Original Post) ohiosmith Apr 2013 OP

Great advice! I've always preferred a good romance novel for 'health' tips! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #1

Any recommendations? ohiosmith Apr 2013 #2

Any specific condition? Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #3

Bad knees! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #4

Oh! You don't need a romance novel you need a,.......... Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #5

I'm never sure where the dessert spoon goes! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #6

The dessert spoon is placed above the plate, Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #7

Pointing to the left or right? ohiosmith Apr 2013 #8

Spoon points left, fork right.... Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #9

Thank you! Now! About the napkin ring. After removing the napkin, where does one place the ring? ohiosmith Apr 2013 #10

To the left of your plate or you could try putting it on your,......... Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #11

Nope! I'll never do that again! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #12

Well at least you're a quick study! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #13

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

1. Great advice! I've always preferred a good romance novel for 'health' tips!

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Tue Apr 30, 2013, 12:24 PM

Apr 2013

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

2. Any recommendations?

Reply to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #1)

Tue Apr 30, 2013, 12:29 PM

Apr 2013

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

3. Any specific condition?

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #2)

Tue Apr 30, 2013, 12:33 PM

Apr 2013

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

4. Bad knees!

Reply to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #3)

Tue Apr 30, 2013, 12:36 PM

Apr 2013

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

5. Oh! You don't need a romance novel you need a,..........

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #4)

Tue Apr 30, 2013, 12:41 PM

Apr 2013

basic guide to table settings!

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

6. I'm never sure where the dessert spoon goes!

Reply to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #5)

Tue Apr 30, 2013, 12:47 PM

Apr 2013

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

7. The dessert spoon is placed above the plate,

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #6)

Tue Apr 30, 2013, 12:57 PM

Apr 2013

parallel to the edge of the table, the dessert fork goes above the spoon, but facing in the opposite direction! Need an illustration?

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

8. Pointing to the left or right?

Reply to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #7)

Tue Apr 30, 2013, 12:59 PM

Apr 2013

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

9. Spoon points left, fork right....

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #8)

Tue Apr 30, 2013, 01:01 PM

Apr 2013

Anything else you need to know?

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

10. Thank you! Now! About the napkin ring. After removing the napkin, where does one place the ring?

Reply to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #9)

Tue Apr 30, 2013, 01:04 PM

Apr 2013

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

11. To the left of your plate or you could try putting it on your,.........

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #10)

Tue Apr 30, 2013, 01:09 PM

Apr 2013

well you know....

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

12. Nope! I'll never do that again!

Reply to Sekhmets Daughter (Reply #11)

Tue Apr 30, 2013, 01:14 PM

Apr 2013

Especially at the Waldorf,.....during breakfast!

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)

13. Well at least you're a quick study!

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #12)

Tue Apr 30, 2013, 01:15 PM

Apr 2013

You are a crazy man!

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