Lately Broken News

[struggle4progress]

International
Elderly Stockholm couple cited for loud music
Authorities investigating brawl on Mount Everest
Researcher advocates for rights of the Yeti

National
Giant head found
Concrete police pig gets makeover

Florida
Man arrested for assault with burrito

Lifestyle
Woman swallows diamond at charity event
Thief returns cremains
Woman walks in on tiger in bathroom

Home and Garden
Naked Woman Breaks in through Doggy Door
Woman calls 911 to complain she's lonely

Relationships
Man reunited with bird after divorce

Science and Medicine
Ounce of cocaine helps fourth grader win science fair
Hypnosis clinic doubles as brothel
Gnomes now staying on utility poles

Aging
McDonald's hamburger looks the same after 14 years
Man regrets facial tattoos advertising internet porn sites

Crime
Serial toe sucker apprehended

Celebrity
Darrell Issa mistaken for Jon Hamm

[Tobin S.]

1. Nice work!

[Bucky]

2. I like how there's science, and then lifestyle, and then crime, and then Florida

like what happens there doesn't really fit any other news category.

[OriginalGeek]

3. Oh really?

*thinks seriously about installing doggy door*

[Sekhmets Daughter]

4. Oh! I was about to protest FL having its own category....

Then I saw that several other stories originate there as well! Yikes!

[In_The_Wind]

5. Parrots never forget who loves 'em.