Cats will give you constant updates on their lives. They're considerate like dat.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[lastlib]

1. It's their version of 'Facebook'.........

...but that's no book they're stickin' in your face...............

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. How well I know that maneuver!

[GoCubsGo]

4. Me, too.

She is in the box right now. She'll be in my face in 5...4...3...

[olddots]

3. its true they maintain an air of mystery but are quite open about some things

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Like when you have company, and the cat walks in,

sits down in the middle of the room, sticks one leg behind his ear and proceeds to lick his junk for about five minutes. Then he looks up at you with an expression like, "What? What?"

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Mu ex-wife...

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. If you actually CAN do that,

I'd invite you over, and sell tickets.

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. The minute I hacked up a hairball, they'd demand their money back.

[zanana1]

11. HAH! nt

[Baitball Blogger]

5. Maybe we can train them to Twitter?

[hunter]

7. I occasionally wake up with a dog butt near my face.

Why do they do that?

Curled up as foot warmers, fine... but not that.

Especially when they've got gas.