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Sat Apr 27, 2013, 12:06 AM

 

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is said to contain "a treasure trove of 43,000 items"

related to the Bush** pResidency.

What might they be?

The Segway?



The pretzel?



The door?



The aircraft carrier wouldn't fit, so they'd have to settle for the stuffed codpiece.

Then there'd be the entire room full of chads, both hanging and pregnant. And the golf clubs. "Look at this drive!"

What else?

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Reply The George W. Bush Presidential Library is said to contain "a treasure trove of 43,000 items" (Original post)
KamaAina Apr 2013 OP
HarveyDarkey Apr 2013 #1
HarveyDarkey Apr 2013 #2
ConcernedCanuk Apr 2013 #3
Initech Apr 2013 #4
krispos42 Apr 2013 #5
Socal31 Apr 2013 #6
pipi_k Apr 2013 #7
DFW Apr 2013 #8
KamaAina Apr 2013 #9
Art_from_Ark Apr 2013 #17
Xipe Totec Apr 2013 #10
KamaAina Apr 2013 #12
UTUSN Apr 2013 #11
KamaAina Apr 2013 #13
tblue Apr 2013 #14
struggle4progress Apr 2013 #15
6000eliot Apr 2013 #16
Orsino Apr 2013 #18
KamaAina Apr 2013 #20
treestar Apr 2013 #19
jmowreader Apr 2013 #21
orleans Apr 2013 #22

Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 12:17 AM

1. The turkey

 

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Response to HarveyDarkey (Reply #1)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 12:25 AM

2. and the kiss

 

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Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 01:12 AM

3. I wonder how many of the books he actually read.

 

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Maybe W can read faster when they are upside down . . .

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Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 01:24 AM

4. The missing "hanging chads" that prove that Gore actually won?

One can only hope!

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Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 02:06 AM

5. His fly, for one.





Let's look around for some more... dammit!





These things are broken! I'd better call somebody!





I'm not getting a dial tone. I'd better just go use the other phone... dammit!





I'll just stay in here and watch the ballgame, it's starting now!






And while I'm watching, I'll mine for some gold again!




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Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 03:10 AM

6. Obviously that is where the WMDs will be displayed!

All kidding aside, I hear the shoe that he dodged will be in a large glass display.

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Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 09:03 AM

7. 42,999...

snots




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Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 09:22 AM

8. Two of which are books? n/t

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Response to DFW (Reply #8)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 01:37 PM

9. Precisely.

 

A signed first edition of "My Pet Goat", and the one he used to color during Cabinet meetings.

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Response to KamaAina (Reply #9)

Sun Apr 28, 2013, 08:17 AM

17. The Pet Goat

The actual name of the story is The Pet Goat

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Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 01:41 PM

10. I thought they had a brazillion nt

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Response to Xipe Totec (Reply #10)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 04:16 PM

12. No. Three brazillion.

 

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Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 02:44 PM

11. His private collection, not open to the public: Saddam's gold guns & swords

& jewel encrusted dinnerware, whatever. He loves sniffing some powder and dressing up in Desert Sheik gear, swinging the sword in the mirror.

And is there a replica of the "ranch"?!1 To think of all the heads of state he dragged out there, when his true self image was back in a Super-gated fatcat neighborhood in Dallas.

Plus, the private collection no doubt has artifacts of all the Enemies he avenged himself on, Dan RATHER, GORE, probably Poppy BUSH and Jeb Crow Shrub, and countless others.

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Response to UTUSN (Reply #11)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 04:17 PM

13. Don Siegelman

 

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Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Sun Apr 28, 2013, 04:50 AM

14. Jacket he wiped his glasses on

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Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Sun Apr 28, 2013, 05:20 AM

15. Surprise! It's artifacts from the Baghdad museum!

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Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Sun Apr 28, 2013, 06:57 AM

16. Someone has to have a picture of him "serving" the big fake turkey to the troops.

In which case, I nominate the fake turkey. Although, it could be argued that the entire library is dedicated to a big fake turkey.

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Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Sun Apr 28, 2013, 10:07 AM

18. Empties. n/t

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Response to Orsino (Reply #18)

Sun Apr 28, 2013, 09:44 PM

20. Oh, so THAT explains why the building's so big!

 

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Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Sun Apr 28, 2013, 09:01 PM

19. The Segway

Is one of my favorite moments.

Along with the presidenshull socks

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Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Mon Apr 29, 2013, 03:26 AM

21. The nose off a Boeing 767

The picture of his daughter Barbara dying of embarrassment at the Olympics because of her drunk-ass father

His videogame console

A whole room full of shit with the presidential seal on it, including his golf cart

A waterboarding table

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Response to KamaAina (Original post)

Mon Apr 29, 2013, 04:21 AM

22. the birthday cake

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color charts


his wire


a book


a foot mat


workin hard poster


an autograph


a guitar


a voting machine


an umbrella


official seal

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