The George W. Bush Presidential Library is said to contain "a treasure trove of 43,000 items"

[KamaAina]

related to the Bush** pResidency.

What might they be?

The Segway?



The pretzel?



The door?



The aircraft carrier wouldn't fit, so they'd have to settle for the stuffed codpiece.

Then there'd be the entire room full of chads, both hanging and pregnant. And the golf clubs. "Look at this drive!"

What else?

[HarveyDarkey]

1. The turkey

[HarveyDarkey]

2. and the kiss

[ConcernedCanuk]

3. I wonder how many of the books he actually read.

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Maybe W can read faster when they are upside down . . .

CC

[Initech]

4. The missing "hanging chads" that prove that Gore actually won?

One can only hope!

[krispos42]

5. His fly, for one.

Let's look around for some more... dammit!





These things are broken! I'd better call somebody!





I'm not getting a dial tone. I'd better just go use the other phone... dammit!





I'll just stay in here and watch the ballgame, it's starting now!






And while I'm watching, I'll mine for some gold again!

[Socal31]

6. Obviously that is where the WMDs will be displayed!

All kidding aside, I hear the shoe that he dodged will be in a large glass display.

[pipi_k]

7. 42,999...

snots

[DFW]

8. Two of which are books? n/t

[KamaAina]

9. Precisely.

A signed first edition of "My Pet Goat", and the one he used to color during Cabinet meetings.

[Art_from_Ark]

17. The Pet Goat

The actual name of the story is The Pet Goat

[Xipe Totec]

10. I thought they had a brazillion nt

[KamaAina]

12. No. Three brazillion.

[UTUSN]

11. His private collection, not open to the public: Saddam's gold guns & swords

& jewel encrusted dinnerware, whatever. He loves sniffing some powder and dressing up in Desert Sheik gear, swinging the sword in the mirror.

And is there a replica of the "ranch"?!1 To think of all the heads of state he dragged out there, when his true self image was back in a Super-gated fatcat neighborhood in Dallas.

Plus, the private collection no doubt has artifacts of all the Enemies he avenged himself on, Dan RATHER, GORE, probably Poppy BUSH and Jeb Crow Shrub, and countless others.

[KamaAina]

13. Don Siegelman

[tblue]

14. Jacket he wiped his glasses on

[struggle4progress]

15. Surprise! It's artifacts from the Baghdad museum!

[6000eliot]

16. Someone has to have a picture of him "serving" the big fake turkey to the troops.

In which case, I nominate the fake turkey. Although, it could be argued that the entire library is dedicated to a big fake turkey.

[Orsino]

18. Empties. n/t

[KamaAina]

20. Oh, so THAT explains why the building's so big!

[treestar]

19. The Segway

Is one of my favorite moments.

Along with the presidenshull socks

[jmowreader]

21. The nose off a Boeing 767

The picture of his daughter Barbara dying of embarrassment at the Olympics because of her drunk-ass father

His videogame console

A whole room full of shit with the presidential seal on it, including his golf cart

A waterboarding table

[orleans]

22. the birthday cake

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color charts


his wire


a book


a foot mat


workin hard poster


an autograph


a guitar


a voting machine


an umbrella


official seal