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By the second date, some say (OK, MANY say) MFM has grown MUCH too comfortable about it. (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Apr 2013 OP
LOL! LeftofObama Apr 2013 #1
Hahahahaaa!!! CrazyOrangeCat Apr 2013 #2
Dude! You are a force of nature! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #3
I thought that was when you knew you had a keeper ... zbdent Apr 2013 #4
You clearly weren't acquainted with my second husband HeiressofBickworth Apr 2013 #5
My "The One That Got Away" claimed that she simply NEVER farted and in the... MiddleFingerMom Apr 2013 #6

HeiressofBickworth

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5. You clearly weren't acquainted with my second husband
Sat Apr 27, 2013, 04:56 AM
Apr 2013

He would excuse himself to go into the bathroom to fart. Took me a while to catch on. He was a gentleman. He was also extremely polite when he told me he didn't want to be married any more.

MiddleFingerMom

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6. My "The One That Got Away" claimed that she simply NEVER farted and in the...
Sat Apr 27, 2013, 05:10 PM
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... five or six years that we were together, she never did.
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... for once during very energetic and acrobatic sex, she let out a little but very definite one.
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In a rushed voice, hilariously full of a sort of panic, she blurted out... "THAT DOESN'T COUNT!!!!!!!!!"
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I laughed so hard and so long that it's amazing that I didn't erupt with a machine-gun volley
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