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MiddleFingerMom will forever be grateful to Ptah for helping him discover his superpower. (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Apr 2013 OP
was that bean and cheese induced ? olddots Apr 2013 #1
And the after action drink was super! Ptah Apr 2013 #2
I'll have whatever you're drinking olddots Apr 2013 #3
Now I'm awed and envious. PM me, please, with where you learned that!!! MiddleFingerMom Apr 2013 #4
Learned it? It's a screen grab from KOLD. Ptah Apr 2013 #5
I have GD Host superpowers libodem Apr 2013 #6
My dad used to do that all the time kurtzapril4 Apr 2013 #7
"The one that got away" -- for me, she was in Pennsylvania. We were together for a total... MiddleFingerMom Apr 2013 #8

libodem

(19,288 posts)
6. I have GD Host superpowers
Wed Apr 24, 2013, 05:35 PM
Apr 2013

See, invisibility while flying. Zooom.Zoooom. Zooom. Ta dah. Cool, huh. I must do this feat in the nude, of course.

kurtzapril4

(1,353 posts)
7. My dad used to do that all the time
Wed Apr 24, 2013, 06:10 PM
Apr 2013

and I fell for it almost all the time. His other thing was "Do you want to learn how to milk a mouse?" Then he'd extend his pinky finger. Then I'd pull it....then a giant fart would ensue.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
8. "The one that got away" -- for me, she was in Pennsylvania. We were together for a total...
Wed Apr 24, 2013, 06:20 PM
Apr 2013

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... of about 5-6 years and she finally asked where we were going. Stupidhead MFM. Stupid-stupidhead MFM
thought it would be swell if we just kept going on as we had been.
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Anyways, I got her early on with the fingerpulling bit... and she SWORE I would never pull that one (sorry)
on her again.
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I was up to the challenge.
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I waited a good two years before I pretended to WHANG my finger on the edge of a table and held it out
to her all crooked, saying I had dislocated it and needed her to straighten it out.
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F-F-F-F-R-R-R-P-P-P-P!!!!
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I MIGHT have been able to do it again after 10-20 years or so ( ), but we split up about 3 years after that.
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I'm pretty sure our split-up had nothing to do with the finger-pulling incidents.
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PRETTY sure.
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