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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)
Tue Apr 23, 2013, 10:19 AM Apr 2013

Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are in a bar.......

Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the singing career going?"

Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?"

Woods replies, "Not too bad, I've had some problems with my swing, but
I think I've got that right, now."

Stevie: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop
playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I
play, it seems to be all right."

Incredulous, Tiger says, "You play GOLF?"

Stevie: "Yes, I've been playing for years."

Tiger: "But -- you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?"

Stevie: "Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway
and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball
towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves
to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball
towards his voice."

"But, how do you putt" asks Tiger.

"Well", says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole
and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball
towards his voice."

Tiger: "What's your handicap?"

Stevie: "Well, actually -- I'm a scratch golfer."

Woods, incredulous, says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime."

Stevie: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for
money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole. Is that a
problem?"

Woods thinks about it and says, "I can afford that; OK, I'm game for
that.. $10,000 a hole is fine with me. When would you like to play?"

Stevie: "Pick a night
 
 
 

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Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are in a bar....... (Original Post) ohiosmith Apr 2013 OP
Any night will do! In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #1
Nice. (nt) Demoiselle Apr 2013 #2
I don't get it... Taverner Apr 2013 #3
I'll explain it for $5K! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #5
good one n/t hibbing Apr 2013 #4
Nighttime is the only time to play disc golf. kentauros Apr 2013 #6
Willie Nelson and Ray Charles were actually friends and showed up as a surprise guest... MiddleFingerMom Apr 2013 #7

kentauros

(29,414 posts)
6. Nighttime is the only time to play disc golf.
Tue Apr 23, 2013, 02:39 PM
Apr 2013

The nights are cooler, and everyone carries a torch(light)

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
7. Willie Nelson and Ray Charles were actually friends and showed up as a surprise guest...
Tue Apr 23, 2013, 08:30 PM
Apr 2013

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... at each other's shows when they could (how COOL would THAT have been to experience!!!)
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I did see a video of them together. They both loved to play chess and Willie was telling the
crowd about their game the previous evening -- "I whupped his ass".
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Ray laughed and told the crowd they were going to have a rematch that evening and wagged
his finger at Willie...
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... "and THIS time... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... no lights!!!"
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True story.
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