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Stuart G

(38,365 posts)
Mon Apr 22, 2013, 06:20 PM Apr 2013

Maybe you should duck this joke...

A duck walks into a bar. And he says to the bartender "Got any grapes?" The bartender says "No, I don't have any grapes." The duck walks out, sorely disappointed.
So the next day, he walks back into the bar, asks the same question, gets the same answer.
The day after, he walks back into the bar, and again, asks the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?"

The bartender, having still not figured out why this duck seems to think he may have some grapes, says to the duck, "No, and if you come back in here tomorrow and ask me if I have any grapes, I will nail your bill to the bar!"

The duck frowns, turns around, and walks out of the bar. So the next day, the duck walks back into the bar, and asks the bartender "Got any nails?"
The bartender says, "No."
So the duck says, "Got any grapes?"

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Maybe you should duck this joke... (Original Post) Stuart G Apr 2013 OP
Quack. Scuba Apr 2013 #1
that was great and a clean joke is hard to construct . olddots Apr 2013 #2
Boom! In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #3
 

olddots

(10,237 posts)
2. that was great and a clean joke is hard to construct .
Mon Apr 22, 2013, 06:30 PM
Apr 2013

I would love to go back in time to the Katskills and Vegas to see comedy .

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