MFM has won EVERY marathon for 20 years now, but he's disqualified for using a performance enhancer.

[MiddleFingerMom]

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.
.
.

[Kali]

1. I think I need to rig something like that

with my laptop

[NewJeffCT]

2. Impressive that you even beat Paul Ryan

I think Ryan ran every marathon there was the last 20 years and lapped the field in each one, right?

[HappyMe]

3. That's funny.

[DoBotherMe]

4. kick

[annabanana]

5. hee

(I think I said that out loud)

[rurallib]

6. Budweiser?

sort of shatters the sophisticated MFM I had pictured in my brain.

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. I used Old Milwaukee for sprints and dashes.

.
.
.
.
.
For those times when you need to get to the bathroom RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!
.
.
.

[rurallib]

9. Is the jet propulsion they create legal?

eta- I doubt any judge would want to check

[ohiosmith]

8. I had a performance enhancer,......but the pump handle broke!