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(111,312 posts)Paulie
(8,462 posts)Dr Heckled and Mr Fried.
pipi_k
(21,020 posts)any...er...home movies of the crime?
Incriminating phone calls or text messages to himself?
Is there a reason why you're asking?
Sekhmets Daughter
(7,515 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,440 posts)MiddleFingerMom
(25,163 posts).
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But I've always kinda been partial to calling myself up on the phone and asking myself
out, you know? Oh yeah, you call yourself up too huh? Yeah, well one thing about it,
you're always around. Yeah I know, yeah you ask yourself out, you know, some class
joint somewhere. The Burrito King or something, you know. Well I ain't cheap you know.
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Take yourself out for a couple of drinks maybe. Then there'd be some provocative
conversation on the way home. Park in front of the house you know. Oh yeah, you
smoothly put a little nice music on, maybe you put on like uh, you know, like shopping
music, something that's not too interruptive you know and then uh slide over real nice
and say 'Oh I think you have something in your eye'. Well maybe it's not that romantic
with you but Christ I don't know, you know I get into it you know.
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Take myself up to the porch, take myself inside or maybe uh, or may get a little
something, a brandy snifter or something. 'Would like you like to listen to some of my
back records? I got something here' Uh Well usually about 2.30 in the morning you've
ended up taking advantage of yourself. There ain't no way around that you know. Yeah,
making a scene with a magazine, there ain't no way around. I'll confess you know, I'm
no different you know. I'm not weird about it or anything, I don't tie myself up first. I
just kinda spend a little time with myself.
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In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Recovered Repug
(1,518 posts)If he was getting in touch with his feminine side during work hours.
Locut0s
(6,154 posts)GiveMeFreedom
(976 posts)was when my hand fell asleep and didn't even say "goodnight". Peace.