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Help me out here! Which is the opposite sex,....men or women? (Original Post) ohiosmith Apr 2013 OP
What's the opposite of rare? rug Apr 2013 #1
Well done. nt ZombieHorde Apr 2013 #3
I wish. rug Apr 2013 #6
Mac and cheese! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #10
The opposite sex is what I have when I accidently say something stupid to my lover. nt ZombieHorde Apr 2013 #2
Hahahaha! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #11
cancelled show jakeXT Apr 2013 #4
Ah ha! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #12
My opposite is a man. In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #5
Personal preferences aside...... ohiosmith Apr 2013 #13
women In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #25
Doughnuts. MiddleFingerMom Apr 2013 #7
So what does that make Krispy Kreme? ohiosmith Apr 2013 #14
something something something creme filling something something... nolabear Apr 2013 #18
I was describing this one bakery's unbelievable chocolate chip cookies to a woman... MiddleFingerMom Apr 2013 #23
Yes. n/t PoliticAverse Apr 2013 #8
Blew my mind! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #15
You do need help,......... Men are the opposite of course! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #9
Hey! I can be labyri...... ohiosmith Apr 2013 #16
Heaven help you if that is true,....or do you have a map? Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #17
GPS! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #19
Very clever,....and yes you did! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #21
Of course I have coordinates! Paisley boxers and madras socks! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #24
Crazy Man! What fool told you Paisley and Madras coordinate? Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #27
Socks complete me! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #28
Poets tell us finding true love completes them, uncovering their soul mate,... You tell us Socks! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #31
History's greatest art is about guys with or without socks. Including poetry! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #32
Whoo hoo....getting all intellectual like..... so what's your favorite ode to socks? Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #33
I had a sock, which I kept on my ohiosmith Apr 2013 #34
The dresser or the sock? Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #35
You best me! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #36
Shall I claim my prize? Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #37
There are parting gifts! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #38
Okay! I'll take one of each. Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #39
See me in the green room! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #40
Perfect! Thank you, sir! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #41
The one that snores loudest. westerebus Apr 2013 #20
Brilliant! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #26
They say opposites attract....so it can't be me... Wounded Bear Apr 2013 #22
Ah! A conundrum! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #42
yes. lastlib Apr 2013 #29
Dig it! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #43
I looked up "self referential" in the dictionary and it said see: "self referential"... Locut0s Apr 2013 #30
Call 1 800 hot babes! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #44
Dude - take a break from DU ConcernedCanuk Apr 2013 #45

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
23. I was describing this one bakery's unbelievable chocolate chip cookies to a woman...
Sun Apr 21, 2013, 07:00 PM
Apr 2013

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... with something like, "Impossible to keep your eyes open and impossible to keep
from vocalizing 'M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M!!!!!', melts in your brain not in your hand"
kind of flowery descriptives (all well-deserved) and she held up her hand and
stopped me.
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"You mean 'sex cookies'".
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In less than 15 seconds, she had distilled those cookies down to their very essence.
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I was, needless to say... impressed.
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Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)
9. You do need help,......... Men are the opposite of course!
Sun Apr 21, 2013, 06:29 PM
Apr 2013

I could give you all the reasons why,...but the logic would probably be much too labyrinthine for your male mind to follow!

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)
27. Crazy Man! What fool told you Paisley and Madras coordinate?
Sun Apr 21, 2013, 07:27 PM
Apr 2013

What is with you and the freakin' SOCKS!

I can't stop laughing, the visual is hilarious!

I am soooo glad I swallowed before reading....It would be a sad waste of Elmer T.

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)
31. Poets tell us finding true love completes them, uncovering their soul mate,... You tell us Socks!
Sun Apr 21, 2013, 07:42 PM
Apr 2013

Although Madras socks are certainly,......different!

I think I prefer the poets!

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)
33. Whoo hoo....getting all intellectual like..... so what's your favorite ode to socks?
Sun Apr 21, 2013, 08:02 PM
Apr 2013

Actually socks date back to the stone age....

Locut0s

(6,154 posts)
30. I looked up "self referential" in the dictionary and it said see: "self referential"...
Sun Apr 21, 2013, 07:42 PM
Apr 2013

What do I do now?

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