Question for you gardening types out there

[underpants]

Okay tomorrow is tillin' and plantin' day. Mostly the usual stuff - 'maters and 'taters.

I am going to try an experiment. As I understand it chickens come from "a farm" which is like gardening. So, do I plant the chickens feet first or head first?

[Sanity Claws]

1. You plant the eggs, not the chicken

If you give the planted egg enough water and sun, you will grow a chicken

[underpants]

2. Oh

so it doesn't make an eggplant?

[Callmecrazy]

5. You have to plant it in the shade for eggplant, silly

I thought everybody knew that.

[Ptah]

3. Depends, are you hoping to harvest eggs or meat?

[underpants]

6. Looking for the meat

any help is appreciated

[Major Nikon]

4. chloranthus spicatus is not a bulb

So burying it right-side-up is not an issue. For the home gardener, the easiest way to propagate it is to buy a specimen from a nursery, plant it, and divide the rootball towards the end of the season.

[applegrove]

7. Silly you plant the eggs!!!

[pipi_k]

8. When I was a child...

I was rather literal (i.e. stupid).

So I planted bird seed hoping to grow some birds.

We moved away before I got the chance to see if it worked.

This is your opportunity to carry on my experiment...

Plant some chicken feed and let me know what, if anything, comes up.

[underpants]

9. Wonderful idea

But what if they became C.H.U.D.s?

C.H.U.D.SSSSS!!!

[pipi_k]

10. You'll probably have to

pick through the bag to make sure nobody slipped any C.H.U.D. seeds in...

Not sure what they'd look like...maybe anything that doesn't resemble a bird seed...

[Callmecrazy]

11. Be careful...

Some bird seed contains hemp seed. Try to grow a bluebird and you may end up with a cuckoo.