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Vibrating underwear for phone sex! (Original Post) ohiosmith Apr 2013 OP
That's nothing new! In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #1
Sitting on the washing machine while on the phone doesn't count! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #2
Remote operated sex toys have been around for years. In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #3
Computer controlled? Where the hell have I been? ohiosmith Apr 2013 #4
Obviously, not asking me the correct questions. In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #5
Time to do the laundry! ConcernedCanuk Apr 2013 #64
Lovely avatar CC In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #65
exactly, those have been around for ages. BainsBane Apr 2013 #53
Funny how it takes a long time for news of this type to get around. In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #54
Hmmmm, I do have an iPhone..... Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #6
With unlimited minutes,.....that could kill a person! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #7
Perhaps...... Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #8
Bwahahahaha! Lends a whole new meaning to "Reach Out And Touch Someone" ohiosmith Apr 2013 #9
I'm thinking,.... Taking Care of Business... Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #10
Outstanding! I think you've put your finger on it! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #11
That is NOT my finger.... It may be your new electronic underwear! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #16
Hahahaha! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #17
Yeah...I have jumper cables in the trunk...where shall I place the positive clip? Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #18
Kinky! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #20
Oh! You'll have to describe it for me,........they're all so different! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #22
You'll know it,....when you see it! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #24
Distinctive is it? Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #26
I'd say,.....easily identifiable! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #29
I'll let you know,........ after I find it....or perhaps I should say if... Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #32
Brutal! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #33
Surrender? Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #36
Ow! Ow! Ow! UNCLE! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #37
Sweet! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #40
Discretion......... ohiosmith Apr 2013 #41
is always the better part of valor! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #42
I prefer to live to love another day! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #47
Intriguing! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #48
Love is all we need. ohiosmith Apr 2013 #49
Ahhh, the wisdom that was John Lennon! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #50
True, but the undertaker wouldn't have to put a smile on the dearly departed's face. sarge43 Apr 2013 #67
: ohiosmith Apr 2013 #68
Sheesh. There's an app for everything... Aristus Apr 2013 #19
Seems to be! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #21
The girl in the video seems to like it. Aristus Apr 2013 #25
I needed a test once.... Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #27
An electromyogram. Aristus Apr 2013 #28
Exactly! You know where they place them, so you KNOW Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #30
I'm sorry you went through that. Aristus Apr 2013 #31
It was after months of PT... I was dragging my right foot.... Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #35
Oh, okay. Aristus Apr 2013 #45
That must have been it! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #46
Not at the homeless clinic. Aristus Apr 2013 #55
I think conservative medicine Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #56
In fairness, I have to say that sometimes doctors allow imaging and lab tests Aristus Apr 2013 #57
I was not thinking about clinics, such as your own, but doctors in general. Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #58
pagers on vibrate started an industry olddots Apr 2013 #12
Hahahaha! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #14
It's all fun until the electrical fire breaks out in your pants Yavin4 Apr 2013 #13
Like a short in your shorts! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #15
Are they waterproof? rug Apr 2013 #23
IMO: They really should be! In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #34
No Android??? LadyHawkAZ Apr 2013 #38
You mean OS,.....or an android? ohiosmith Apr 2013 #39
If I had an android, I wouldn't need the undies. LadyHawkAZ Apr 2013 #43
Bwahahahaha! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #44
I hope the security codes can't be cracked. hunter Apr 2013 #51
Hahahaha! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #52
Why would anyone be wearing ANYTHING for phone sex??? ConcernedCanuk Apr 2013 #59
Did you watch the video? ohiosmith Apr 2013 #61
nope ConcernedCanuk Apr 2013 #63
Usually I feel like I was born too early, but this technology I'm okay to have missed out on. Baitball Blogger Apr 2013 #60
Too funny! Can you imagine? ohiosmith Apr 2013 #62
So when can we go solar with this technology ? olddots Apr 2013 #66
hahahahaha In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #69
Tried it. Just makes me feel like I have a case of the farts Major Nikon Apr 2013 #70

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)
3. Remote operated sex toys have been around for years.
Sat Apr 20, 2013, 02:46 PM
Apr 2013

Only difference is ... not it is now phone activated.
In the olden days ... it was computer controlled.

Sitting on the washing machine ... why didn't I think of that.

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)
8. Perhaps......
Sat Apr 20, 2013, 03:31 PM
Apr 2013

I can see the coroner's report...

Cause of death:

Multiple, multiple, multiple multiple, multiple, multiple,..........well you know!

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)
27. I needed a test once....
Sat Apr 20, 2013, 06:25 PM
Apr 2013

I had herniated a L5-S1 disc. back in 1981..they placed electrodes down my legs and then ran current through them... The experience has not made this look particularly attractive!

Aristus

(66,075 posts)
31. I'm sorry you went through that.
Sat Apr 20, 2013, 06:30 PM
Apr 2013

For an L5-S1 disc herniation, I would have recommended physical therapy and conservative management before an electromyogram.

(I wish I could call it 'liberal management', because I use the phrase repeatedly during the work day... )

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)
35. It was after months of PT... I was dragging my right foot....
Sat Apr 20, 2013, 06:34 PM
Apr 2013

wasn't even aware of it, until my cork soled shoe wouldn't stand up straight! Thing is Aristus, 9 years later I did it gain...2 months of chiropractic treatment and I haven't had a problem since.

Aristus

(66,075 posts)
45. Oh, okay.
Sat Apr 20, 2013, 06:45 PM
Apr 2013

Sounds like they did it right, then.

Some providers leap right for the most complex (and profitable) diagnostic protocol...

I hope they knew you were the daughter of the patron god of healers...

Aristus

(66,075 posts)
55. Not at the homeless clinic.
Sun Apr 21, 2013, 01:40 AM
Apr 2013

I'm the only provider there.

Once a week, I work at our mainstream clinic. We don't over-test there, either. A lot of our patients have no insurance, and we bill on a sliding scale based on income. We diagnose and treat as conservatively as possible, while still doing good medicine.

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)
56. I think conservative medicine
Sun Apr 21, 2013, 08:23 AM
Apr 2013

can actually lead to better medicine. Doctors no longer 'think' about possible causes...they simply order up tests! It's absurd... I like your clinic's approach.

Aristus

(66,075 posts)
57. In fairness, I have to say that sometimes doctors allow imaging and lab tests
Sun Apr 21, 2013, 01:16 PM
Apr 2013

to do the diagnosing due to time constraints. Sometimes we are contractually required to see so many patients in the course of a day of clinic, that we rarely get more than 15 minutes for a visit, and on some days, as little as 5.

Sometimes we order tests so we can "kick the can down the road" a little, and buy ourselves some time.

It's not optimal medicine, but sometimes its all we have...

Sekhmets Daughter

(7,515 posts)
58. I was not thinking about clinics, such as your own, but doctors in general.
Sun Apr 21, 2013, 01:23 PM
Apr 2013

Of course if we had a rational, national healthcare delivery system, doctors and PAs like yourself would not have such time constraints.
I find the mess that is healthcare in this country, frustrating beyond belief. I imagine my own frustration is nothing compared to yours...having to deal with it daily, all day!

Yavin4

(35,354 posts)
13. It's all fun until the electrical fire breaks out in your pants
Sat Apr 20, 2013, 04:09 PM
Apr 2013

then it get real embarassing in the emergency room.

hunter

(38,264 posts)
51. I hope the security codes can't be cracked.
Sat Apr 20, 2013, 09:58 PM
Apr 2013

That's not the sort of "obscene phone call" I'd want to get.

Baitball Blogger

(46,572 posts)
60. Usually I feel like I was born too early, but this technology I'm okay to have missed out on.
Sun Apr 21, 2013, 01:36 PM
Apr 2013

Though I bet it will open the door to hackers and malicious intruders.

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