Worst pick up lines?

[ohiosmith]

That you've actually heard.

"I have a cold sore, before the night is over you'll have one too." Guy from another team to our female pitcher at an end of season beer league party.

[In_The_Wind]

1. Let me get back to you.

I've got lots to think about ... that I tried to forget.

[ohiosmith]

3. Sorry to dredge up unpleasant memories!

[In_The_Wind]

7. LOL! It was mostly laughable. Really.

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[Flashmann]

2. There was a guy,when I was a kid in the 60s

Who,a couple years older than the rest of us,was fond of saying how he was always telling girls,while parked somewhere,"If you aint here after what I'm here after,you'll be here after I'm gone"

We not only never heard stories of girls walking home,or girls NOT walking home,we never even saw this guy WITH any girls.

[ohiosmith]

4. That's a hoot!

I knew a guy that would say "if you keep playing hard to get, you ain't gonna get got."

[nolabear]

5. When I was a young thing I went to a Bluegrass festival heavily attended by bikers.

Why they were into Bluegrass I don't know, but I was into Mr. Bear, whose family hailed from the NC mountains and I developed a taste for the stuff. But those bikers...whew! Silver tongued devils. At one point one of them roared up to me, cocked his head toward the back of his cycle, and charmed me off my feet with "'s go." (I assume the abbreviated version of "Let's go", but it's possible I'm not giving him his due and it's actually the abbreviated version of "Oh beauteous one, you have captured my heart. Let's go away to a finer place, where I shall shower you with all your heart desires and sire the children that will give you delight in your youth and comfort in your age"...but I don't think so).

So I stayed with Mr. Bear. And I have quite a bit that my heart desires and so far so good on the children. But every now and then, I wonder exactly which bar fight took my knight out. Good night, Sweet Pri...oh, never mind.

[ohiosmith]

6. Great story!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

8. Hmmm, I think the one that annoyed me the most was,....

"Well, don't you look fine tonight Sugar" or a variation thereof.... as though he was bestowing some rare gift! I was always so tempted to say "I look 'fine' every night" before turning away!

I've never had anyone offer me a cold sore...but I would have found it more intriguing than being told I looked fine!

[ohiosmith]

9. I'd go with sugar over a herpe any day!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

10. I didn't say I would go anywhere....

just that I would find the audacity of it more intriguing....

[ohiosmith]

11. I didn't mean literally go!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

12. Yes, I know...you meant chose...but isn't the object of a pick up line

to go?

[ohiosmith]

13. Touché!

[cliffordu]

14. "Hi! My name is grantcart!"

[ohiosmith]

17. That needs some splaining!

[cliffordu]

20. I met him.

Speaks for itself......trust me.

[ohiosmith]

21. Got it!

[grantcart]

24. What he doesn't tell you is that it is one of his pick up lines.

He normally he uses it when he is handcuffs down getting processed for fingerprints and a mug shot.

[ohiosmith]

25. Hahahahaha!

[panader0]

15. "Are you a religious girl?"

"'cause if you are, your prayers have just been answered."

"Are you from the Caribbean, 'cause Jamaican me crazy."

[ohiosmith]

18. Hahahahaha!

[MissV]

16. My top three worst pick up lines

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.

Hi I'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesnt have to be.

These guys are probably still single

[ohiosmith]

19. Brilliant!

[Loryn]

22. You must be an astronaut.

Cause your ass is outta this world.

I mean seriously

[ohiosmith]

26. Bwahahahaha!

[olddots]

23. OVER HEARD this

High there go to school around here ? want a draft beer ?

must have been a young republican.

[ohiosmith]

27. Young republican virgin!

[Flashmann]

28. Worst pick up lines?

I forgot all about this one:

Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!

[kudzu22]

29. Hello, I'm Dick Cheney

(ok I didn't actually hear that one).

[Auggie]

31. "You wanna dance with a drunk?"

Guy I knew in college.