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Another Joke.
Two DoctorsTwo doctors opened offices in a small town and put up
a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry
and Proctology." The town's fathers were not too
happy with that sign, so they changed it to "Hysterias
and Posteriors." This was not acceptable either, so
they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemmorrhoids."
No go, so they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics."
Thumbs down again, so they tried "Manic-depressives
and Anal-retentives." Still not good, so they tried
"Minds & Behinds." Unacceptable again, so they tried
"Lost souls and Ass Holes." Still no go. Nor did
"Analysis and Anal Cysts", "Nuts and Butts", Freaks
and Cheeks" or "Loons and Moons" work either, sot they
finally settled on......
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends
