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My balls are even more impressive than you remember (Original Post)
Orrex
Apr 2013
OP
Definitely ramps up the challenge when it comes to playing with yourself.
Baitball Blogger
Apr 2013
#8
*snort* So you were the guy arrested for having cherry tomotoes covering your...
madinmaryland
Apr 2013
#12
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)1. Can I play with 'em.
Orrex
(63,203 posts)14. That depends--can you do any cool tricks?
What do you think.
Baitball Blogger
(46,701 posts)2. Looks like they have some nice weight to them.
Mind if I bounce them off my knee?
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)4. Right! They have my full attention.
This morning [img][/img]
But it's early ... [img][/img]
Baitball Blogger
(46,701 posts)6. I have a lot of practicing to do.
I wonder if he'll let me put them on fire?
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)7. I haven't played with balls in so long
they are all blue.
Baitball Blogger
(46,701 posts)8. Definitely ramps up the challenge when it comes to playing with yourself.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)11. Oh My!
Orrex
(63,203 posts)15. Go ahead--they can take it!
lunatica
(53,410 posts)5. Do they jingle?
Orrex
(63,203 posts)16. All the way!
MrScorpio
(73,630 posts)9. Are your balls Schweddy?
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)10. I'm matzo sure
those will make good soup.
Orrex
(63,203 posts)18. They're iron-rich, I assure you!
madinmaryland
(64,931 posts)12. *snort* So you were the guy arrested for having cherry tomotoes covering your...
Orrex
(63,203 posts)17. Ordinarily I'd need to use butternut squash
But honestly that sounds kind of painful.
sinkingfeeling
(51,448 posts)13. Look kind of cold and lumpy to me. Have you seen a doctor?
Orrex
(63,203 posts)20. If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need a doctor!
KG
(28,751 posts)22. the obligatory:
'that's what SHE said'