Florida woman arrested for violently yanking ex-boyfriend’s penis

[ashling]

Wallace had gone to Williams’ residence to pick up their daughter, said a sheriff’s report. Williams told police that he and Wallace started arguing when she suggested getting back together.

The arrest report stated that when Williams said he was not interested in resuming a romantic relationship with Wallace, she “grabbed Antonio’s penis with her right hand and began pulling on it which caused pain to Antonio. Antonio defended himself by grabbing both the offender’s forearms to prevent further violence.”

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/17/florida-woman-arrested-for-violently-yanking-ex-boyfriends-penis/

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OUCH!

[Turbineguy]

1. Yank my doodle

it's a dandy!

[ashling]

7. They call it

macaroni

[Arugula Latte]

43. But he calls it "canoli"

[Gidney N Cloyd]

52. Leave the gun... Take the cannoli... She needs to make up her mind.

[Blue_Tires]

54. Jack my johnson -- it's the heavyweight champ!

[lindysalsagal]

2. "After further questioning, a spokesman for Wallace admitted that Wallace told her:

"I was just trying to talk to the part of his body that does all of his thinking for him."

[In_The_Wind]

6. Deified Droppings

uh hum ... the little head

[lindysalsagal]

9. eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww.........

[In_The_Wind]

10. What ...

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[Moondog]

3. And people wonder why I love living in Florida . . . . n/t

[Sekhmets Daughter]

13. I was going to say ...

Don't mess those Florida gals!

[Moondog]

25. No ma'am.

You just don't do that and not expect some tug-back.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

30. OMG!

Tug-back...! it sounds like a variation of 'keep-away'

[Arugula Latte]

53. It's the humidity ...

It does ... things ... to people ...

[Moondog]

58. It does. Whether or not it is combined with heat.

It causes . . . growths of . . . stuff. Which preys upon the frontal lobe and . . . does . . . things . . .

Uh. Oh. What was I saying?

[In_The_Wind]

4. Oh my!

[rug]

5. She's charged with misdemeanor battery.

He's demanding it be a felony.

[lindysalsagal]

8. I know a guy who pays extra for that. The battery part, I mean.

[rug]

11. TMI

[Kennah]

45. Does he use 6 or 12 volts?

[lastlib]

12. and this miss is definitely meaner!

(meaner to the wiener!)

[lindysalsagal]

15. Now. I. Know. I'm. In. Hell.

Oh, God? What did I do that was soooo baaaad???

[lastlib]

17. here's a clue:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/17/florida-woman-arrested-for-violently-yanking-ex-boyfriends-penis/

[Sekhmets Daughter]

14. The news out of Florida has certainly been unusual lately! n/t

[ohiosmith]

21. Lately?

[Sekhmets Daughter]

29. Are you implying, sir, that the news out of FL always includes

such goings-on? I'll have you know the state is crammed with good Christian conservatives..., It does seem, however, that a few have lost their way lately!

[ohiosmith]

31. Perhaps I can provide them spiritual guidance!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

33. By all means, do offer up some guidance,...........

spiritual or otherwise!

[Moondog]

28. Gee, I dunno. Just another day in paradise from where I'm sitting. n/t

[Sekhmets Daughter]

32. Like living dangerously, do you?

[Moondog]

34. In a word, yes.

I've tried to outgrow it and, frankly, thus far I have failed.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

35. Delightful!

To be sure. I think for some the 'danger' is the biggest part of most things.

[Moondog]

36. It can certainly add spice. Under certain circumstances.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

37. That it can!

[In_The_Wind]

39. lalalala la

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[lindysalsagal]

16. Oh, comeon everybody! rec this thing up to the greatest page!!!!

Let's DO THIS!!!

[In_The_Wind]

27. Rec!

[lindysalsagal]

38. Yesssssssssss!!!! Greatest Page!!!!!!! This thread is IMMORTAL!!

Let all those serious flame-throwers know that all the fun is to be had in the lounge.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

18. the comments --

lol

[ohiosmith]

19. Another reason they should be detachable!

[olddots]

22. so true

[ashling]

59. According to Lorena Bobbit they are

[pokerfan]

20. I need a tug

n/t

[trof]

26. ROFL

[hibbing]

23. Unhappy Ending nt

[trof]

24. Damn. I hate it when that happens.

[EvilAL]

40. If he didn't want to get back together with her,

why was his dick out?

[In_The_Wind]

49. Hope springs eternal ...

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[EvilAL]

50. Be a photographer they said,

you'll be taking pics of beautiful women in bikinis they said.

[In_The_Wind]

51. Some people will believe anything.

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[MiddleFingerMom]

41. I believe she was awarded the...

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... Pull-it Surprise!!!
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[nomorenomore08]

42. I just thought of that S&M-murder-whatever machine from that Nine Inch Nails video.

Not a nice mental image to say the least.

[Arugula Latte]

44. I'm trying to get a handle on this story

[Kennah]

46. Wonder if she'd been listening to Jerry Reed

[UtahLib]

47. Guess she's not a proponent of gentle persuasion.

She's a tough love kinda gal.

[Mopar151]

48. Push it pull it, ot tow it !

It's worth $$$3000 minimum in trade!!! Come on down!

[Blue_Tires]

55. well, at least he got her to TOUCH it

that's a more sexually exciting relationship than I've had with my past two girlfriends...

[Taverner]

56. Well I should say!

[walkerbait41]

57. Let me get this right

All I`ve got to is break up with my wife to get her yank it?

[cliffordu]

60. Foreplay gone bad??

[Blue_Tires]

64. or maybe it didn't go far enough?

[LiberalEsto]

61. She may live in Florida, but at heart she's obviously a

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YANKEE!

[Art_from_Ark]

62. Wouldn't HE be the YANK--EE?

[LiberalEsto]

63. Good point

but I was taking poetic license