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Yavin4

(35,434 posts) Wed Apr 17, 2013, 05:37 PM Apr 2013

"I once worked for a fire hyrdant factory."

"I couldn't find a parking spot any where near the place."

--Steven Wright

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"I once worked for a fire hyrdant factory." (Original Post) Yavin4 Apr 2013 OP

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #1

"I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met." Yavin4 Apr 2013 #2

If you're not part of the solution, In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #3

"If at first you don't succeed... Yavin4 Apr 2013 #4

They say we're 98% water. In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #5

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

1. Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!

Reply to Yavin4 (Original post)

Wed Apr 17, 2013, 05:41 PM

Apr 2013

--Steven Wright

Yavin4

(35,434 posts)

2. "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #1)

Wed Apr 17, 2013, 05:46 PM

Apr 2013

--Steven Wright

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

3. If you're not part of the solution,

Reply to Yavin4 (Reply #2)

Wed Apr 17, 2013, 06:53 PM

Apr 2013

you're part of the precipitate.

-- Steven Wright

Yavin4

(35,434 posts)

4. "If at first you don't succeed...

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #3)

Wed Apr 17, 2013, 08:14 PM

Apr 2013

then skydiving definitely isn't for you."

--Steven Wright

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

5. They say we're 98% water.

Reply to Yavin4 (Reply #4)

Wed Apr 17, 2013, 08:57 PM

Apr 2013

We're that close to drowning...
[picks up his glassof water from the stool]...
I like to live on the edge...

-- Steven Wright

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