How do I say "Holy Shit" without saying SHIT.

[In_The_Wind]

When I moved to New York from Georgia back in '69 I was shocked
the first time someone said:
Shit the bed ew

This is cute ... [img][/img]

I say this a lot these days ... [img][/img]

but it isn't parrot safe language

Help [img][/img]

[pintobean]

1. Divine Defecation?

[In_The_Wind]

2. Holy Divine Defecation

I like that! [img][/img]

[Loryn]

26. I used this in a sentence yesterday.

[In_The_Wind]

27. That must have gotten a bit of attention.

What was the reaction?

[Loryn]

34. Changed my mind about posting the reaction.

Let's just say it pissed him off.

[In_The_Wind]

35. No problem on the post.

Sorry about whoever you pissed off Did it get straightened out?

[Loryn]

64. No, it got ugly.

Long story, for another time.

I am okay.

[In_The_Wind]

66. The important thing is: "I am okay"!

Did you need to call for help? [img][/img]


[img][/img]

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[Ken Burch]

57. Sounds like a line from the West German version of "BATMAN!"

(or at least, what I'd guess dialogue from that MIGHT translate like).

[kurtzapril4]

3. Holy Faithful Feces. n/t

[In_The_Wind]

4. One can only hope!

[Aristus]

5. "Holy Shizznit!"

[In_The_Wind]

6. Shizznit

the shizznit
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The modern-day equivalent of "the bees knees". Absolutely the best. Derived from Southern California slang, by way of Snoop Dogg.

Damn, Dude, that sack you hooked me up with was the shizznit!

Not exactly what I was going for ...

but good for a laugh.

[Aristus]

7. Sometimes a laugh is all you need.

Glad I could help...

[In_The_Wind]

8. It's one of those weeks ...

again ...
Thank heavens the postal carrier delivered the parrot's food this morning.
Now the featherheads are quietly munching on pellets.

[a la izquierda]

9. Not parrot-safe language, you say?

Check this out. It is NSFW. Watch the whole thing.

[OneGrassRoot]

10. LOLOL!

[OneGrassRoot]

11. I can't stop laughing...here's another:

[a la izquierda]

13. If I had parrots, that's what they'd inevitably say.

My husband and I have potty mouths when we're in our home. We're from NJ. It's the official state word, I think.

[OneGrassRoot]

14. I lived in Jersey. I have a potty mouth and am proud of it.

I just discovered Katie Goodman yesterday. I posted in the video area; this is my new anthem!

[a la izquierda]

15. I love it!

I try not to curse in polite company (i.e. around kids, my boss, etc). But I recently cursed in front of my grandma, and she giggled. It's just the norm there.

[In_The_Wind]

16. THAT is why we all say W.T.F. instead of actually saying what the fuck.

Two Cockatoos and a Macaw will shape your language PDQ! [img][/img]

[OneGrassRoot]

17. Indeed! LOL

I enjoyed "Holy Shizznit" as noted above.

I am going to try to use that so I don't slip up around those who don't appreciate profanity.

[In_The_Wind]

18. I totally love the last WTF you posted!

[Callmecrazy]

19. Is THAT what it means?

I thought it meant water the fern.

[In_The_Wind]

20. Only if you go to a Tea Party party.

[In_The_Wind]

12. Love it

when a parrot growls and tells jokes.

My Macaw picks up words but not as many as a Grey!

[Arugula Latte]

49. Oh my god ... Worzal's British accent makes it even funnier ...

[a la izquierda]

59. Ooh ooh OW!

[Tom_Foolery]

21. Pious Poop? n/t

[In_The_Wind]

22. Pope Poo

[Moondog]

23. OK, try these

(You need to drop the "Holy" for these to work)

Sacred Scat
Sacred Scheisse
Sacre Merde
Most Blessed Merde
Faithful Feces
Canonized Crap
Beatified Bowel Movements
Deified Droppings
Most Holy Meadow Muffins

I'm sure I could come up with more, but I'm getting a bit bored . . . .

[In_The_Wind]

24. Most Holy Meadow Muffins

Sacre Merde




We wouldn't want YOU to be bored!

[bif]

25. Holy Moley, Holy Mackarel

[In_The_Wind]

28. There is a Royal Order of the Holy Mackerel ...

Even got a Club!

[sakabatou]

29. Holy moly?

[In_The_Wind]

30. Indeed! Most of the HOLY MOLY stuff isn't fit for DU.

[sakabatou]

32. Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

Maybe that's too long...

[In_The_Wind]

36. Maybe.

[Art_from_Ark]

33. Holy bat guano, Batman!

[In_The_Wind]

37. Bat Guano ...

pass ... ew

[AsahinaKimi]

38. In Japanese

just say "Kuso!". Its a saying like "shit" but it does not actually mean waste material. Its just a similar expression. くそ

[In_The_Wind]

41. Kuso!

My parrot won't understand that. Silly bird that I love!

[AsahinaKimi]

44. you could add..

Jigoku e ike! (go to hell!)

[In_The_Wind]

46. hahaha

With my red hair that could get me into trouble!

[Taverner]

39. Holy Fuck!

If that doesn't work "Holy Mother Fuck" also works

[In_The_Wind]

42. See here is the problem:

I don't want Frodo to say

fuck
want some
want some
brat
brat
fuck
cracker
cracker
fuck


The little old people who are my new neighbors to hear her screaming FUCK.

[Blue_Tires]

50. I perfer "holy fuckin' DAMN!"

[sheshe2]

40. Well since you have someone "Parroting" you, I_T_W.

Try~ Holy #2.

It works for kids!

[In_The_Wind]

43. That just might work.

[sheshe2]

45. Or,

You could try

Holy S_H_I_T !

not the same as saying the real thing.........but

[sinkingfeeling]

47. Holy crap?

[In_The_Wind]

71. Yep! That is the easiest way to avoid the parrot learning to say shit.

[img][/img] Holy Crap!

[Arugula Latte]

48. Caca de Dios!

[In_The_Wind]

70. I can here her now ...

Caca
Caca
Caca

[Blue_Tires]

51. Holy Frijoles?

[In_The_Wind]

69. She will try to bite me!

Frijoles
Frijoles
Frijoles
Cracker
Cracker
Cracker
want some
Braaaaat

food

[warrprayer]

53. ...

[In_The_Wind]

68. I may be saying HOLY CRAP from now on.

[snagglepuss]

54. Lord Love a Duck is quite satisfactory.

[Ken Burch]

58. ...though I've never been clear why anyone would call for Divine Bestiality.

[In_The_Wind]

67. I think my parrot is afraid of ducks.

Even the one's without duct tape. [img][/img]

[DFW]

55. SACRE MERDE!

Sagrada mierda !

Heilige Scheiße !

Sacred excrement!

[In_The_Wind]

63. SACRE MERDE! Parrots with potty mouth can be embarrassing!

[Ken Burch]

56. The Sacrament of Excrement?

[In_The_Wind]

62. When Frodo draws blood ...

don't think that is what I'll remember to say.

I do live with 3 parrots who don't know any swear words ... yet.

[Kennah]

60. Does "Velcro Vagina" or "Detachable Penis" measure up?

[In_The_Wind]

61. Detachable Penis

That's never been said in my house.
The parrot has a sense of humor but ...
I know someone very near to me who might not understand!

[lunatica]

72. Santificada Mierda!

[In_The_Wind]

73. Almost TMI ~ OTT

This thread!