The Dark Side of Des Moines

[yoyossarian]

Unnatural Attraction

Mortuary Mary met Lip-Lock Larry
In a very scary place
The two were found in a tomb underground
Smothered by each other’s face
The moral of this silly-ass
Tale of tragedy and woe?
When you’re a necrophiliac
Stick with what you know

--sample poem from The Dark Side of Des Moines

Just a quick announcement here on the release of the second of two e-books of my collected weird quirky
funny kinda darkly bizarre and sometimes clearly demented poetry!
Kindle Prime members can borrow these two books FOR FREE from the Kindle Owner's Lending Library!
And anyone can be a Kindle Prime member! So if you'd like to read the rest, go to

The Dark Side of Des Moines http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CCYPBO2

And enjoy, everyone!

[liberal N proud]

1. I thought this was going to be a story about the dark side of Des Moines

If ever there was one, I might have some relatives in it.

[yoyossarian]

2. There is no Dark Side of Des Moines...

...matter of fact, it's all dark...

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. !!!

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