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(41,959 posts)And killed a friend of mine...
discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)Aristus
(66,316 posts)GEE, Mom, I wanna GO!
Not back to I-Da-HO!
GEE, Mom, I wanna go hoooooome!
discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)...I think that it's a mess.
nolabear
(41,959 posts)Why do I wear a dress?
M*A*S*H* Version.
discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)But how the hell would I know, I've never slept in mine
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)I still need a snack! [img][/img]
jmowreader
(50,554 posts)They taste about the same.
lastlib
(23,213 posts)And:
"The coffe that they give us, they say is mighty fune,
It looks like motor oil, and tastes like iodine..."
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)jmowreader
(50,554 posts)They say that in the Army, the chicken's mighty fine
But one jumped off the table, and started markin' time.
They say that in the Army, the women are mighty fine
They look like Phyllis Diller, and walk like Frankenstein
They say that in the Army, the men are mighty fine
They dress like Elvis Presley, and look like Frankenstein
Hey, I'm sick and tired of Army life
Gee ma, I wanna go home.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)Those things could sub as backup ammo and probably have.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)...to Israel as tank armor.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)jmowreader
(50,554 posts)One of my classmates at AIT (this was at Fort Devens, Mass.) pitched in the minor leagues - a year in A ball, a year in AA. He joined the Army because minor league baseball doesn't pay the college loans. We'll call him Joe...damn if I can remember this guy's first name, but I know his last.
Our battalion commander decided his troops needed to go to the field for one-week exercises, one company per month. My company was the first to go, and also the last.
We started out by marching from the barracks to the field. The route took us past Devens Elementary School. Another of our number was a private who called cadence beautifully, but only knew the really vulgar ones. While marching past the school during their recess, he called the verse "the cabin boy, the cabin boy / he was a little nipper / he lined his ass with broken glass / and circumcised the skipper." You can pretty much figure out that "Christopher Columbus" was the new school song because every kid in attendance knew it after hearing it once. By the end of the week there was a new Army regulation outlawing the calling of vulgar cadence anywhere.
A couple days later we had a night attack. Fort Devens had a Special Forces group, and they came out to play the aggressors. One of the snake-eaters started yelling all this shit about your mother. Joe got pissed off, threw a can of beans with meatballs at the guy and hit him in the head so hard he was diagnosed with a concussion at the hospital later that night.
They figured they better not try doing this again.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)classic "'Twas on the Good Ship Venus" that turned up on a post-Johnny Rotten Sex Pistols album.
Brigid
(17,621 posts)It looks like muddy water and tastes like iodine.
Oh I don't want no more of boot camp life
Gee mom I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Gee mom I wanna go home
We used to sing all these verses back at Parris Island!
Recursion
(56,582 posts)It jumped up on the table, and started marking time
Oh momma, I wanna go
UA I wanna go
discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)Last night we had ten puppies, this morning only nine
JustABozoOnThisBus
(23,338 posts)Just thinking about army food ...
I loves me some shit-on-a-shingle.
And a can of C-rat beans and franks.
Now I'm hungry.
discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)Time to update, you're a few wars behind.
jmowreader
(50,554 posts)discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)jmowreader
(50,554 posts)They're not the ones working in the mess hall, are they?
sarge43
(28,941 posts)Drop a load on my TI
If you have a load on you,
You can be a TI, too.
Sound off!
discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)but last night there were ten of us, today there's only nine
sarge43
(28,941 posts)discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)eShirl
(18,490 posts)ack -should have played it before I posted it
BUT at least the audio's good
I'll see if I can find an actual video clip of it
discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)panader0
(25,816 posts)It's a long way to the mess hall.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)Must be prepping breakfast.
jmowreader
(50,554 posts)Berlin has more hooded crows than it does pigeons.
There was a courtyard between our operations building and our mess hall, and normally it was covered in hooded crows. But about once every ten days there wouldn't be a hooded crow within a mile of the hill, and on those days they invariably served something labeled "chicken."
sarge43
(28,941 posts)Don't inquire too closely about how laws and sausages are made ... or what's on the steam table.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)Sorry, wrong thread..
....OR IS IT
discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)...where spam comes from...
sarge43
(28,941 posts)discntnt_irny_srcsm
(18,479 posts)Even though I'm from Philly and used to eating scrapple, I have no interest in finding the soylent... er, spam factories.