Need something quick for dinner..

[HipChick]

I got a tin of sardines, old tortilla wrap and a piece of cheese...

[zbdent]

1. breakfast of champions ...

[hunter]

25. Beer?

Yeah, that works.

[zbdent]

26. technically ...

a martini ... rest in peace, Kurt V ...

[Moondog]

2. Got a blender? Heh.

[In_The_Wind]

8. ...

Slug see post #6.

[Moondog]

9. Other than to say that I live in mortal fear of salt, I have no defense. Guilty.

[In_The_Wind]

10. I only salt fresh homegrown tomatoes.

You are safe with me.

[Major Nikon]

3. Sounds like quesadilla night

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

5. Add some salsa :)

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

4. Have any tomatoes?

[In_The_Wind]

6. Wrap the cheese in the tortilla. Cover with a paper towel,

place on a microwave safe plate, nuke for 1 minute at a time.
Mix the sardines with mayo and garlic powder. Enjoy.

How's that?

[Sekhmets Daughter]

7. Please allow me to buy you dinner!

[Moondog]

11. My grandmother said it best - breeding always tells. You are, of course, correct.

Myself, I live for the challenge of foraging in the back of the refrigerator for something more or less edible.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

12. It's that 'less' edible that is worrisome!

I keep several cans of Progresso Rich & Hearty soup in pantry...allow me to recommend the Creamy Roasted Chicken with Wild Rice and the Chicken Corn Chowder with Bacon!

[Moondog]

13. I like the Progressos too, as it happens. But I'll pass on

the corn chowder. I favor their NE clam chowder (yeah, I know, but it's OK) over corn anything.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

15. When I want clam chowder....I make my own!

[Moondog]

19. Bless your heart.

And, possibly, other areas of your anatomy.

But I lack the inclination, and the patience. My skills, as they say, lie elsewhere.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

20. Blessings are always welcome....

and clam chowder is easy!

[MineralMan]

14. Order Chinese food.

They deliver.

[RebelOne]

16. Better yet, order a pizza. n/t

[HipChick]

17. I got a frozen pizza for dinner..

but was too engrossed in the TV, and it burnt... so that was all I had left...I am overdue for grocery shopping..

[Kali]

21. too funny

your penance is a sardine quesadilla

I have a sardine story that comes really close to that. One time my friend and I were tooling around in the Sierra Madres in this cool old purple hippie van (a 78 chevy and this was probably 2002 or around there ) I had a flat and couldn't get the damn jack to work - it had jammed. Finally this vaquero came by and tried to help rescue us and he couldn't get it to work either so I finally took a hammer to it and got it working, by then it was almost dark so we ended up staying with him and his brothers in this old Mormon ranch house - abandoned back during the revolution and now obtained by squatting basically by this guy's family.

Anyway no electricity and pretty ramshackle conditions - we had some cola, queso Menonita, and greasy paper bag of pan dulce to contribute to the evening meal. They had cold refried beans, corn tortillas and canned sardines. I am sorry, but sardines and refried beans are pretty gag-worthy but when in one of those situations of generosity and sharing of a meal you choke it down and be very careful about showing false enthusiasm lest you get offered seconds.

I can still see beans and sardine juice swirling around on my plate and feel the nausea. uuurrrkkkk

[HipChick]

23. Lmao! .

[Paulie]

27. Was going to lunch

Thanks for saving me the $5.

[MineralMan]

18. Never. Mu shu pork.

Not order pizza! Call Ming's Garden fast.

[Loryn]

22. Where do you live?

You can come to my house. We're having leftovers, but I'm sure there's plenty.

[HipChick]

24. I need to be adopted by a family..

I am house trained and all..