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red dog 1

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Mon Apr 15, 2013, 01:32 AM Apr 2013

Old man at the ice cream parlor

A little old man shuffles slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulls himself slowly and painfully up onto a stool.
After catching his breath, he orders a banana split.
The waitress asks kindly "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replies, "Arthritis"

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Old man at the ice cream parlor (Original Post) red dog 1 Apr 2013 OP
... In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #1
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