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Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)
Sun Apr 14, 2013, 06:22 PM Apr 2013

I came home from a weekend getaway today to find the house a mess...

There was garbage everywhere, including empty pizza boxes & beer bottles. The carpets were stained something terrible, one of the bookcases had fallen over and there were books all over the place. My computer chair was broken, sagging and bent at a strange angle, and the carpets were all askew or ripped in places. In the bedroom, the drawers from the chest of drawers were all pulled out, and clothes were strewn everywhere. There too, the carpet looked like some drunk had vomited on it multiple times. All the paintings hung crooked on the wall.

I was pleased that everything was as I had left it. It's good to be home again.

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I came home from a weekend getaway today to find the house a mess... (Original Post) Ron Obvious Apr 2013 OP
Sorry! I ask everyone to clean up after the orgy ... In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #1
Hey... Aristus Apr 2013 #2
I remember you were the one In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #3
It comes in handy at these kinds of parties... Aristus Apr 2013 #8
Hey, I took all my clothes with me! 47of74 Apr 2013 #10
Would you check your stuff In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #12
Was it the eyepatch one? 47of74 Apr 2013 #17
So it was you, all this time? Ron Obvious Apr 2013 #19
I did have help. In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #22
has anyone found my underpants ? olddots Apr 2013 #4
Not yet Ron Obvious Apr 2013 #20
one time a raccoon climbed up into my second story balcony Skittles Apr 2013 #5
Having a cat sucks sometimes. n/t pa28 Apr 2013 #6
The safety meetings libodem Apr 2013 #7
Our mess is usually mostly papers. But it is a mess. And hard to clean up. JDPriestly Apr 2013 #9
Sheesh... Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #11
I can relate to that! mountain grammy Apr 2013 #14
12 trash bags of empty beer cans... Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #16
Your place sounds like mine. freedom fighter jh Apr 2013 #13
The only artwork on my wall says, "For a good time call..... lastlib Apr 2013 #15
When does your maid come? HipChick Apr 2013 #18
I don't know.. Ron Obvious Apr 2013 #21
DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNAH!!!! cliffordu Apr 2013 #23

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)
1. Sorry! I ask everyone to clean up after the orgy ...
Sun Apr 14, 2013, 07:21 PM
Apr 2013

oops ... party no that will never do committee meeting.

 

47of74

(18,470 posts)
17. Was it the eyepatch one?
Sun Apr 14, 2013, 09:49 PM
Apr 2013

I saw that hanging on the mailbox when I left.

I checked and there weren't any in my stuff.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)
22. I did have help.
Mon Apr 15, 2013, 12:06 PM
Apr 2013

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My hot-tub overflowed. You understand how that can happen.

Skittles

(152,967 posts)
5. one time a raccoon climbed up into my second story balcony
Sun Apr 14, 2013, 08:09 PM
Apr 2013

I scared it off but my bf said, "Ooh, you don't want a raccon in your apartment - they'll mess things up - it will end up looking, well, kind of like it does right now."

freedom fighter jh

(1,782 posts)
13. Your place sounds like mine.
Sun Apr 14, 2013, 08:40 PM
Apr 2013

But my paintings can't hang crooked -- cuz mine are taped to the walls. They are the artwork my kids brought home from school over the years.

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