Hello? (knock, knock, knock) HELLO? Is this thing on?

[Callmecrazy]

Is Sunday morning AND I CAN'T FIND THE LOLCATS!
Who had them last?
Could sumbuddy pleeze find dem?
I'm callin da POlice.
Sumbuddy give SCE a wake up call
Kthanxbai

[LeftofObama]

1. Go look on the front porch.

He usually throws it there, but sometimes it misses and lands in the bushes.

[Callmecrazy]

4. YEP! Found 'im.

That's a relief.

[TexasTowelie]

2. I made it this long.

I'll try to hold out a few more minutes.

[In_The_Wind]

3. Knock knock

Let me in and make pancakes, not waffles. Ok.

[Callmecrazy]

5. Did I leave my Web cam on?

How'd you know I was cookin' breakfast?
It's that telepathy thing again I bet.

Here's a question:
Where did I put that thing that I found when I went to that place that time?

[In_The_Wind]

6. In the closet, on the top shelf, behind the fur-lined handcuffs.

[img][/img] When are you serving my pancakes to to moi.
hmmm

[Callmecrazy]

7. Ah! The McQueen Wanking Machine...

Concave and convex to fit either sex.
And remarkably easy to clean.

[In_The_Wind]

8. Personally ... Methinks a Sybian might be a better fit.

If I had purchased it before the ponzie.

[niyad]

9. good morning all--you nearly owed me a keyboard!! thanks!!

[In_The_Wind]

10. Oh goodness me.

[img][/img] What happened? [img][/img]

[niyad]

11. a most delightful way to start the day

[In_The_Wind]

12. It's always good to start the day with a smile.

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[Aristus]

13. You're crazy...

...

[Callmecrazy]

14. well duh!