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(10,237 posts)the mutual fund matures and makes money
why weren't there any singer jokes ????
Archae
(46,317 posts)Average.
Archae
(46,317 posts)What do you call a drummer in a library?
Lost.
KamaAina
(78,249 posts)It took them 45 minutes to get the drummer out!
HarveyDarkey
(9,077 posts)Archae
(46,317 posts)Arkansas Granny
(31,514 posts)Vinnie From Indy
(10,820 posts)The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth
Vinnie From Indy
(10,820 posts)"Will the defendant please rise ..."
Cheers!
red dog 1
(27,792 posts)olddots
(10,237 posts)So he can park in handicapped spaces .
lindysalsagal
(20,666 posts)blogslut
(37,999 posts)A: Four - One to screw it in and three to say "I can do that!"
solara
(3,836 posts)Apparently all of them
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abq e streeter
(7,658 posts)sakabatou
(42,146 posts)A bad fisherman.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)He isn't homeless.
But if he was, I would give him shelter.
sendero
(28,552 posts).... everyone knows it's a DRUMMER!
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)A tattoo.
lindysalsagal
(20,666 posts)An optimist.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Vinnie From Indy
(10,820 posts)Pay him for the pizza.
EvilAL
(1,437 posts)He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
lindysalsagal
(20,666 posts)red dog 1
(27,792 posts)The knocking just keeps getting louder and faster.
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)No one cries when you cut up an accordian.
libodem
(19,288 posts)What is better than roses on the piano?....
You, guess.
tulips on the _______
I'm guessing: sax
Uh, nope.
libodem
(19,288 posts)HappyMe
(20,277 posts)Thread win. Those guys at music. I'm not supposed to say band practice, it's a jam. They only play an occasional private party. And I'm the roady/groupie/audience/ and back up vocals. The wives and myself sometimes call ourselves the groadies. I'm friends with everyone and hang with the girls on break.
I don't want to miss out out on the musician jokes, ffs.
MrYikes
(720 posts)a drummer.
7wo7rees
(5,128 posts)A percussionist.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gossamer_Wump
(Had this on 78rpm as a child)
eShirl
(18,490 posts)(I also was once a "groadie," a couple decades and one marriage ago.)
AnneD
(15,774 posts)It's a bit different with Indian musicans.
olddots
(10,237 posts)they'll sound like Charlie Parker ?
normal
kwassa
(23,340 posts)A professional can live on less.
waddirum
(979 posts)On a moose, the horns are in front and the asshole is in the rear.
lindysalsagal
(20,666 posts)Lipstick.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)and is always on key?
A unicorn, because they don't exist either.
red dog 1
(27,792 posts)The pizza can feed a family of four.
lindysalsagal
(20,666 posts)olddots
(10,237 posts)a freak of nature.
what do you call the person who plays tambourine and cow bell ?
the one with a driver's license
NOT FUNNY we need more
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)a fish fry.
TheMightyFavog
(13,770 posts)He spent over three hours trying to get the drummer out.
Knightraven
(268 posts)My next Date!
red dog 1
(27,792 posts)Two. One to screw in the bulb, and the other to smash the old one on his forehead.
Manifestor_of_Light
(21,046 posts)(Pianist and ex-violinist classical music nerd here)
1. The viola burns longer.
2. The viola holds more beer.
What's the diff between a viola and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
olddots
(10,237 posts)the cello doesn't get drooled on as much . ???
lindysalsagal
(20,666 posts)olddots
(10,237 posts)why don't male bass players drive Porsches ? they have normal size willies
What do you get when a Julliard French horn major marries a blue grass banjo player ? I don't know but it sounds funny
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)What's the difference?
The turtle is on his way to a gig.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)Pay him for the damned pizza.
KurtNYC
(14,549 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,666 posts)I didn't see the dress coming, but it's perfect!
KurtNYC
(14,549 posts)whistler162
(11,155 posts)after a few hours of being played.
Sissyk
(12,665 posts)When it hits the bottom of the dumpster.
harmonicon
(12,008 posts)PD Turk
(1,289 posts)so they don't shit in the middle of the parade
What's the definition of perfect pitch?
When you can toss a banjo in the dumpster from 50 ft without hitting the sides
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead trombone player in the road?
The skunk was actually on his way to a gig!
lindysalsagal
(20,666 posts)AnneD
(15,774 posts)an optimist.
olddots
(10,237 posts)AnneD
(15,774 posts)He left his accordion in the car overnight and the next morning the windows were smashed and 8 accordions were left in the back seat.