Victim recalls assailant’s breasts, little else

[Beacool]

A woman intentionally rammed her car into a man’s car while arguing over a parking spot in the Haight, but the victim was so focused on her low-cut dress that all he could describe to officers afterward were her breasts, San Francisco police said Thursday.

The woman drove away after hitting the man’s car at Haight and Cole streets at 5 p.m. Tuesday, said Park Station Officer Al Wu. The man couldn’t tell officers what kind of car it was, let alone supply a license-plate number, but he “was able to give a detailed description of the suspect’s cleavage,” police said.

No one has been arrested.

http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2013/04/11/victim-recalls-assailants-breasts-little-else/

Now I know what to wear when I need a parking spot in my town.

[Bertha Venation]

1. "Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance."

Sorry, this story reminded me of a movie quote.

[AnneD]

2. Wrong thread...

Fried Green Tomatoes.

[Beacool]

3. I love that movie.

That was my favorite line too.

[RILib]

4. how many of those hormones you taking?

[Beacool]

7. Hormones?

[Libertas1776]

12. clip here...

emphasis at the end, around 2 mins 55 seconds.

[Beacool]

15. I forgot about that scene!!!

Thank you.

[LWolf]

6. Good movie,

great actress.

[Bucky]

5. Hopefully the police will be able to make a bust in this case.

I'm distracted by that cop's name. If you have a short little last name like Wu, you shouldn't name your kid "[font size="3" face="times new roman"]Al[/font]". I have a three letter monosyllable last name and I made sure my daughter had at least three syllables in her first name. To prevent that "[font size="3" face="times new roman"]Al[/font] problem, I would have named any son I had a very long name too, like maybe Alcibiades.

That's also a first name to avoid if your last name is Qaeda.

[Beacool]

8. His name is probably not Al. Maybe Albert?

I found the story very funny. As a gal who is decently endowed, I remember telling more than one guy that my eyes were not at chest level. Although this guy takes the cake, he didn't even get the make of the car!!

[lunatica]

21. You'll love this LOLcat then (I do)

[Beacool]

22. Oooohhh, I could have used that when I was in college.

Thanks, it might still come in handy.

[LiberalFighter]

14. Howabout Bubba?

Bubba Wu -- That would had been funny. Shorten it to Bub and get Bub Wu or Dub You for W

[Aristus]

9. I'll be happy to fight you for that parking spot...

I promise to let you win...

[In_The_Wind]

10. Alright ...

[Aristus]

11. Hey! I thought you went to bed.

Okay. Fightin's commenced! Whip 'em out!

[In_The_Wind]

13. I did go to bed ...

[URL=.html][IMG][/IMG][/URL]
without you. TYVM!

[Aristus]

18. Looks like you were there with someone, anyway.

Ah, modern digital communications technology is wonderful...

[In_The_Wind]

29. Got hungry, called for a delivery ...

[URL=.html][IMG][/IMG][/URL]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1018&pid=364100

[Aristus]

31. You mean, the strip club delivered more than just food?

[In_The_Wind]

32. Not that I know of.

[Beacool]

16. Men.....................

[Aristus]

19. Yes. We have a Pavlovian response

to the words 'breasts' and 'cleavage'.

Sorry...

(except not really... )

[Beacool]

23. Some also have a Pavlovian response to our backsides.

Just saying...........

[Aristus]

25. No need to tell me.

And to a smile, a laugh, a pair of eyes, the shape of her hands, hundreds of factors...

I love women...

[Beacool]

27. Most straight men do.

And we love you guys back............unless you're creepy and gross.

[Aristus]

30. Oh no.

I wasn't being creepy and gross, was I?

[Beacool]

33. Not you, men in general.

We women like guys, unless they act like creeps.

[Aristus]

34. Okay, then; I'm glad.

I was in love with a Jersey girl once, but she wasn't from Hoboken.

New Jersey is the butt of a lot of jokes, but I liked it there.

[Beacool]

35. Hoboken is yuppieville, but quite nice.

Here are some pics of Hoboken.











The last pic was taken after Sandy. Around 50% of Hoboken was flooded.

[Aristus]

36. Looks very nice.

The girl I knew was from Cederville. Much more rural, obviously...

[Beacool]

38. Thanks.

I should have clarified that the first pic is of the Empire State Building, taken from Hoboken.

[Aristus]

39. I figured that out.

The only other explanations were that they moved the Empire State Building, or they moved Hoboken.

I went with the most logical option. Yours.

[lastlib]

40. Do they still have the Stevens-Hoboken Institute of Technology?

Good ol' S.H.I.T.!!

[Beacool]

41. Stevens is still there and expensive as ever.

I actually literally live down he hill from it. Did you go there?

[lastlib]

42. no, my brother-in-law did.

that was back in the early 70s.

[RILib]

17. anyone commenting on this thread male? just curious :-)

[rug]

20. If they arrest anyone they'll need to do a lineup.

[Beacool]

24. I'm surprised that some guy hasn't already said that without pics this article is a waste.

[pinboy3niner]

26. The police artist's sketch was unhelpful in finding the pulchrit. Um...I mean culprit.

[Beacool]

28. Ha, ha!!!

[Aristus]

37. That would be creepy...