Breaking: North Korean Missile Test Delayed By Windows 8

[denem]

Last edited Thu Apr 11, 2013, 05:26 PM - Edit history (1)

(Exclusive - The New Yorker)

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—North Korea’s official news agency announced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold because of “problems with Windows 8.” ...

The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.” ...

A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number of options, including declaring war on Microsoft.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/04/north-korean-missile-test-delayed-by-windows-8.html

[LiberalEsto]

1. Lil' Kim vs Microsoft?

Pass the popcorn

[Moondog]

2. Heh. The hits keep on coming . . . .

[Wait Wut]

3. Shoulda bought a Mac.

Nuclear war? There's an app for that.

[denem]

4. No iPad

Oops , what does that red button do again?

[Mnpaul]

5. Where's the damn start button?

Andy kills again with his snark.

[treestar]

6. Unexpected, I never thought I would be on the same side

as NK! If he declares war on Microsoft, how many us of will join him?

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. I'm having to deal with Windows 8 and suddenly I'm like, "Kim Jong-Un -- my brotha!!!!!

[olddots]

8. if Kim jim doofus has windows 8 no wonder his undies are in a bunch

[Lady Freedom Returns]

9. DUDE! Microsoft, Bill Gates. Seattle WA? Didn't think there might by a problem?

A little Bug?

But then again, you have such smart people on your side... ... that surly would be able to out think and.... ....fix such.... ...things! We are so .... !!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't go on!

[walkerbait41]

10. War and windows 8

If you needed windows 8 to start a war, would their ever be another war?