Nah, you're crazy. We're still enjoying a casual relationship.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[HipChick]

1. umm...No...he needs to stay at his place..

And I will stay at mine..Thank You

[olddots]

2. ooooo that hit home

funny in that glaring way ...

[opiate69]

3. Married for 7 years, together for 15...

And still no way on number 12!

[MrScorpio]

5. Damn Skippy!

[nadine_mn]

4. This is my life

Husband and I have been together 16 yrs....did not take long for us to do all of these...,glad I am not alone with #12.

[lunatica]

6. In my case some of that lead to the contempt of familiarity

[dawg]

7. I will never poop with the door open.

And why fold underwear? Just throw it in drawer for crying out loud.

[union_maid]

8. Yeah, after 36 years, most of that's about right

No number 12, but...might as well, when you consider what we have dealt with for each other over the years. And afer 36 years, number 6 is still a kind of sore point. He never wanted to go to as many things as I did, leaving me with either having to make something up or else just saying he didn't want to be here to whoever was asking.

[Loryn]

9. #12 not happening.

[Chan790]

10. Commentaries.

1.) I haven't shaved for a date in 10 years. I have good stubble.

2.) My parents have been married for 21 years and my stepfather still doesn't have my mother's email password. I do one better. I don't read my email.

3.) True. I don't have a girlfriend though and even if I did...the likelihood of her speaking Albanian is remote.

4.) I think everybody knows my Chipotle order. It's the everything vegan bowl: black beans, brown rice, corn, pico, medium salsa, hot salsa, guac. No cheese, no cream, no meat.

5.) Oddly, no. In my last relationship, I was the one buying and using Kotex. I play RD in a DC-area adult hockey league. I drop the gloves...a lot.

6.) Even single, this happens to me. "Hey Chan, good to see you but where's (my former best friend.)"

7.) Yeah, that's easy. "Honey, you know I don't make shit."

8.) It's my goddamned bed. Her side is where I let her sleep. I take mine in the middle, Jesus-style.

9.) Oh always.

10.) I'm not shy about that.

11.) Holy shit! I have a car? No really. I've never had presets because I'm HoH and a car-trip reader. I turn off the aid and crack into the library book.

12.) No, who would do that?

[alarimer]

11. No on the email password.

And hell no on number 12.

These are non-negotiable. It is a violation of trust to read someone's email. That's like reading their actual mail. It ought to be a crime, in fact. They don't read mine, I don't read theirs.