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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)
Tue Apr 9, 2013, 07:58 PM Apr 2013

WTF!

At the gym today I spoke with a guy at least ten years older than I. He's a regular who does all the weight stations, twenty laps in the pool then runs ten miles back to his home.

I ask him how at seventy five he's able to keep up his routine. He tells me everyday he eats a loaf of rye bread. Then winks and says that it also makes him a dynamo with the ladies.

On the way home I stop at the bakery and ask for some rye bread. The young lady behind the counter asks how many loaves, and I tell her five. She says that by the time I finish three it'll get
hard!

I think,....WTF,...how does everyone know this shit except me!



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WTF! (Original Post) ohiosmith Apr 2013 OP
Do be sure to report the results! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #1
I'm starting to think the whole idea is half baked! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #4
Oh too bad! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #9
I'm sure I'll rise to the occasion! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #10
I'm sure you will! Sekhmets Daughter Apr 2013 #11
Yep, rye bread is the end all and be all. trof Apr 2013 #2
So,....there is a grain of truth to it! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #5
- he says with a wry smile. Kablooie Apr 2013 #3
Very good! I kneaded that! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #7
Thanks for the laugh--I kneaded that pinboy3niner Apr 2013 #6
GMTA! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #8
Dude, It's NOT the Bread....It's the Hunka Salami! becca da bakkah Apr 2013 #12
Ah ha! The ole salsiccia! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #13
Saddle Up The Italian Stallion! becca da bakkah Apr 2013 #14
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