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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsTip for people calling tech support
When the tech support professional gives you instructions, shut up and follow the instructions.
Additionally, if he tells you to push the button three times, push the button three times. Not once. Not twenty times. Three times.
Duer 157099
(17,742 posts)If they sound like they are reading a script, I ask for their supervisor so I can get a real answer quickly.
Orrex
(63,172 posts)Customer: My system isn't working.
Me: Sir, type in your three-digit code and press enter.
Customer, typing: beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep.
Me: Uh, what did you type? I heard a lot of beeps.
Customer: I typed what you told me. My system's not working.
HipChick
(25,485 posts)and I proceed to them how long I've been in IT...that's when they get nasty and testy with me...
ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)mythology
(9,527 posts)When you see an error message, take a screen shot prior to calling the help desk. It's a lot harder to troubleshoot "there was an error message" than the actual error message.
Also when they ask what you did, please be explicit. If you had a problem when browsing the internet, specify the browser for example. Or provide the exact steps to reproduce something. It's hard to trouble shoot "I didn't do anything, it just stopped working" than it is to have I did step 1, 2, 3.
GoneOffShore
(17,336 posts)Read Your Freaking Manual.
Orrex
(63,172 posts)Not long ago I learned what turns out to be a pretty well-known abbreviation: PESCAC
Sums it up pretty nicely.
GoneOffShore
(17,336 posts)Orrex
(63,172 posts)Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer.
HarveyDarkey
(9,077 posts)Also "ID ten T", write the 10 in numerals. Used both frequently when I worked in IT.
Orrex
(63,172 posts)And shame on me for missing a typo. Doh!
Time to call tech support!
Paulie
(8,462 posts)In networking its called a layer 8 problem.
Paulie
(8,462 posts)Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on?
Incitatus
(5,317 posts)I've yet to encounter a problem I needed to call tech support to fix. Thanks to having more than 1 computer that I can use to access the Internet.
Orrex
(63,172 posts)Me: I'll be happy to help. Can you tell me what your system says right now?
Customer: I can't see it. It's downstairs.
Me: Okay. Can you get there while we're on the phone together?
Customer: No, the cord won't reach.
Aristus
(66,285 posts)This is a sample of the responses you can expect:
1. How dare you tell people who need Tech support what to do? What kind of a heartless jerk are you?!
2. Yeah, last time, I pressed the button FOUR times, and got it to work. So you don't really know what you're talking about, do you?
3. I never listen to tech support. You guys don't know what you're doing!"
4. I know this guy! He claims to be tech support. But I know who he is! He sells laptops at Bytes 'R' us. He doesn't really know anything.
5. If I had computer problems, I'd never take thme to an arrogant jerk like you!
6. You know, viruses aren't really bad for computers. Why do you lie to users like that?
Just a warning.
I love the tech support guys. Couldn't get through my day without 'em!
blueamy66
(6,795 posts)If you offer an option to get help in English, please provide an IT tech who speaks it clearly.
Thank you.
OffWithTheirHeads
(10,337 posts)I used to tell them Spanish would be the one they would get the most use from but after the last few weeks calling corporations to tell them I am moving, I think Pashtun would be a better choice.
Orrex
(63,172 posts)hobbit709
(41,694 posts)She was in a panic because a 9 page form attachment from her attorney wouldn't open and print. She kept trying to print the email and not the PDF attachment.
When I finally got her to slow down enough to follow my instructions EXACTLY, she got it to open. She kept trying to get two clicks ahead of what I was telling her to do.
Then it didn't do anything when she tried to print it. After 5 minutes of WTF, she goes"OH!, I still have the printer connected to the laptop instead of the desktop."