HEED MY ADVICE: It's often a VERY good idea to just ignore MiddleFingerMom.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[olddots]

1. You got the old Pope's red shoes ?

[Sekhmets Daughter]

2. All ya' need is a Drum Major's Mace

and the parade will form up behind you!

[solara]

3. Man o man where do you get this stuff?

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[Dash87]

4. That's where my shoes went. Was looking all over for that pair.

[Kali]

5. indeed

you never know when the wheels may fall off

[libodem]

6. Tee hee hee

[In_The_Wind]

7. Obviously ... some tight asses should ignore In The Wind also!

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[pinboy3niner]

8. Tell me about it--I'm still in physical rehab from that last time

: ouch: : ouch: : ouch:

[In_The_Wind]

10. Mustn't touch!

Too much!

[lunatica]

9. Sometimes the strut says it all

Or is it the white socks?

[talkingmime]

11. Lose the clogs.