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[ohiosmith]

Vibes requested...I have a birthday sex interview today.

[pokerfan]

1. So do you talk during birthday sex or do you have to have complete silence?

[ohiosmith]

4. Excellent!

[pinboy3niner]

2. I'm a birthday sex Dad!

[ohiosmith]

5. Very good!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

3. Birthday sex, Something to make you forget the Harlem Shake,

*sigh* my birthday is long past... Oh well.....

[ohiosmith]

6. Hahahaha!

If long past,......you don't have long to wait until the next!

[Sekhmets Daughter]

8. Alas,

old and decrepit as I am, I only acknowledge birthdays...every other year!

[In_The_Wind]

18. No birthday sex for you!

This year! [img][/img]

[Sekhmets Daughter]

20. Nope...

I was a very elegant lady on my birthday....an ice queen in fact!

[In_The_Wind]

21. Sheesh! Damn girl!

[img][/img] You poor poor thing! Ice is nice in my scotch! [img][/img]

[Sekhmets Daughter]

22. I've told you and told you....

Now will you believe me? He is too possessive and I am enjoying my total freedom too much! Birthday dinner was lovely, brunch the following weekend was as well. I limit him to once every 10 days to 2 weeks...and he is still trying to crowd me to the rails! If you want to continue...send me a PM...

[In_The_Wind]

23. m'kay

check your DU mail [img][/img] imo!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. BirthdaY sex should straighten all of your asses out for once and for all.

[ohiosmith]

9. Brilliant!

[pinboy3niner]

10. Put your birthday sex photos up here:

[ohiosmith]

11. A pic thread I can get behind one hundred per!

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. Just as long as the photographer didn't get behind YOU.

[ohiosmith]

24. Especially with a digital camera!

[MiddleFingerMom]

25. !!!

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[Sekhmets Daughter]

27. Is this some new found modesty?

[ohiosmith]

36. Concerned about the aperture!

[pinboy3niner]

40. His safe word is "F-STOP!"

[In_The_Wind]

47. Mine is kumquat!

[pinboy3niner]

49. Kumsquat doesn't sound like a SAFE word...

[In_The_Wind]

51. Believe me. It works for moi!

[img][/img]

[Sekhmets Daughter]

48. Who knew he had a safe word?

[Sekhmets Daughter]

41. Are you saying...

there is something that would block the light?

[OriginalGeek]

42. I'd be more concerned about the soft focus

Focus?





Both us?

[In_The_Wind]

19. hmmm

Perhaps, maybe, don't know bout that!

[img][/img]

[img][/img] one hidden post today is enough

[LeftishBrit]

13. So do you talk during a movie or do you have to have birthday sex?

[ohiosmith]

31. Hahahaha!

[LeftishBrit]

14. Birthday sex should remain as God intended.

[ohiosmith]

33. Hahahaha!

[In_The_Wind]

15. I think the birthday sex went too far with this one.

[ohiosmith]

34. hahahaha!

[In_The_Wind]

16. Left over birthday sex, I need suggestions.

[ohiosmith]

38. Hahahaha!

[Ptah]

17. For Breath That Sizzles! Bacon Flavored Birthday Sex!

[ohiosmith]

50. Bwahahahaha!

[Lil Missy]

26. That "birthday sex" sound you hear

[retread]

28. When you get to be my age, "birthday sex" is blowing out all the candles!!

[olddots]

29. How fast have you ever driven Birthday Sex ?

during the coming features ?

[talkingmime]

30. Birthday sex repair question.

[rug]

32. A request for some low-level birthday sex, please.

[SirRevolutionary]

35. I skare U away wif my birfday sekks luk

[DEMTough]

37. Surprised At Speed Of birthday sex? Pot Legalization Is Next

I HAD to join in, considering today was my birthday.

Original thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022603506

[Moondog]

39. (Raises hand). I have a question!

Does it have to be your birthday to have birthday sex?

[In_The_Wind]

43. One would hope not!

Does one need to be in a birthday suit to have birthday sex?

[Moondog]

44. Whew. That's a relief.

And no, I can't think of a reason why one would have to do that.

[In_The_Wind]

46. Thank heavens!

Some days a little left to the imagination is better depending on the location of the tryst.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

52. It's rather like 5 o'clock...

someone is always having a birthday somewhere!

[In_The_Wind]

57. There's always a party somewhere.

Even a Pennsylvania meet-up.

[img][/img] http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018352274

[Sekhmets Daughter]

58. Always....

So is PA coming together?

[In_The_Wind]

59. Yes! We just have to set the date.

[img][/img]
Rug has offered his place.
This meet-up will happen.

[Sekhmets Daughter]

60. How lovely!

I'm sure all of you will have a wonderful time. How long do these things normally last?

[OriginalGeek]

45. Connecticut priest allegedly making more than $300k as a birthday sex dealer.

Well heck. IF I'da knowed they had THAT I mighta gone to church more.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

53. BIRTHDAY SEX BALLS

[Kennah]

54. Fox News Ratings Plunge To New Lows...MSNBC Gloats In Birthday Sex Press Release

[Kennah]

55. If only I'd birthday sex snagged a Princeton man

[Kennah]

56. America's Sell Out Intellectuals and the Birthday Sex Perks They Get