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ashling

(25,771 posts)
Tue Apr 2, 2013, 09:34 AM Apr 2013

Butt-baring woman attacks boyfriend and teen with papayas over ‘birthday sex’

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/04/02/butt-baring-woman-attacks-boyfriend-and-teen-with-papayas-over-birthday-sex/



A 49-year-old Florida woman was arrested last month for exposing her backside to her boyfriend and a teen boy after she attacked them with papayas.

A Vero Beach police arrest report published by TCPalm.com on Tuesday showed that when officers responded to the March 10 disturbance, Suzanne Evlarina Wasden met them and her “pants were partway down exposing her buttocks.”

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Butt-baring woman attacks boyfriend and teen with papayas over ‘birthday sex’ (Original Post) ashling Apr 2013 OP
So. This is a case of Moon over Vero Beach! In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #1
when the moon hits your eye lovemydog Apr 2013 #12
Indeed it is! In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #13
Is this the Lounge or the Forum for News About MFM's Relatives? pinboy3niner Apr 2013 #2
Or as we here in the Lounge call it... Dr. Strange Apr 2013 #3
Florida. Natch'. Arugula Latte Apr 2013 #4
Damn. She looks a HELL of a lot older than 49. I don't think I'd want to see her butt. talkingmime Apr 2013 #5
That's exactly what the teen said, lol pinboy3niner Apr 2013 #6
Well, hey, my wife's 49 and she looks like she's 30, tops. talkingmime Apr 2013 #7
Well, if it's a kiss-my-ass context it's excusable. nolabear Apr 2013 #8
How many 49-year-old women have you seen? Art_from_Ark Apr 2013 #14
Quite a few actually. All of my friends from high school are in the 49-51 range. talkingmime Apr 2013 #15
It's probably from smoking Art_from_Ark Apr 2013 #17
Could be. I quit smoking in '85. My "sister" still smokes. It does make you age. talkingmime Apr 2013 #18
Not typical, RILib Apr 2013 #19
I posted the same article, only but many hours later LiberalEsto Apr 2013 #9
So, that would mean that papayas are not effective as weapons. surrealAmerican Apr 2013 #10
Maybe they took a self defense class. Chellee Apr 2013 #11
I use cumquats when I attack people. talkingmime Apr 2013 #16

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)
6. That's exactly what the teen said, lol
Tue Apr 2, 2013, 02:23 PM
Apr 2013
At that point, Wasden reportedly pulled her jeans down and said, “Kiss my butt.”

That was something that none of us wanted to see,” the teen explained to police.


 

talkingmime

(2,173 posts)
7. Well, hey, my wife's 49 and she looks like she's 30, tops.
Tue Apr 2, 2013, 02:25 PM
Apr 2013

If a teen doesn't want to see your butt, KEEP YOUR FUCKING PANTS ON!

Art_from_Ark

(27,247 posts)
14. How many 49-year-old women have you seen?
Wed Apr 3, 2013, 04:32 AM
Apr 2013

I think she looks fairly typical for that age group, especially if she has been a smoker and/or spent too much time out in the sun.

 

talkingmime

(2,173 posts)
15. Quite a few actually. All of my friends from high school are in the 49-51 range.
Wed Apr 3, 2013, 08:38 AM
Apr 2013

Some look old, others don't. My wife certainly doesn't look old, but one of my "sisters" looks about 70 now. She didn't age well at all. Most of our bar friends are older than us and none of them look like that. The woman in the OP looks like she's been through some nasty shit.

Art_from_Ark

(27,247 posts)
17. It's probably from smoking
Wed Apr 3, 2013, 08:54 AM
Apr 2013

Even at my 20th high school reunion, I could pick out the smokers because they were already starting to look like the woman in the OP, and they were only 38 at the time. And other classmates who have recently posted Facebook pictures (roughly the same age group as your high school friends) are showing a bunch or wrinkles as well. So I don't think that the lady in the OP looks much older than her age.

 

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)
9. I posted the same article, only but many hours later
Tue Apr 2, 2013, 08:48 PM
Apr 2013

Sorry I didn't see your post.

I guess great minds think alike.

Chellee

(2,086 posts)
11. Maybe they took a self defense class.
Tue Apr 2, 2013, 09:53 PM
Apr 2013

What to do when you are attacked by the fresh fruit wielding assailant.

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