The TRUE villain of the story was ALWAYS Glinda.

[MrScorpio]

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[njhoneybadger]

1. Cmon cotton candy

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4. +1 lol nt

[hlthe2b]

9. Snarf... Perfect...

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2. Damn!

Each day becomes more difficult in separating the truth from the facts.

Nice spin

[hlthe2b]

3. When Billie Burke played the described "beautiful" Good Witch, Glinda she was 54 yo.

That always struck me as a wee bit long in the tooth for the role, but then again Judy Garland seemed older than she was (17) as well. A different time, I guess.

[FM123]

5. Aha!

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6. But I thought witches were ugly!

"Only bad witches are ugly. Now, are you a good witch or a bad witch?"

You calling me ugly? 'Cause we can go right here and now.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. LOL!

[Backseat Driver]

8. Outrageous sacrilege, LOL!

Four things: 1)I still watch it on television every time I find out its being shown. 2)You NEVER need to ask me to take cover whenever they blow the THIS IS NOT A TEST tornado sirens, I'm terrified. 3)My car is named "Dorothy." She was my ruby slipper; I'd click my heels three times, and she'd take me where I wanted to go and home again. Also, in fact, DH thought of getting a silver model to be christened Tinman but did not. I'm sure Dorothy yearns to be a classic and wear vintage plates; alas, she's broken inside and currently stuck in Oz (aka garage). 4)Watch it, buddy, I have WoZ nutcrackers!

Another real life alternate ending:
I was so excited to be Cinderella in an elementary school class play. On the day of the "event," as I emerged from the cloakroom divider in the classroom without my glass slipper to meet my Prince (I admit to a schoolgirl crush on the actor, hahaha), I noticed that I had a new and gigantic hole worn in my sock. Prince was not impressed; after that, we never had a chance to live happily ever after.