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TEB

(12,716 posts)
Mon Jul 6, 2020, 07:11 AM Jul 2020

Went to a military work out with my wife this morning I find humor

I love making my wife smile. I have been working out since 1984 when I hit fort soon to be renamed Benning. The problem in the car on way home I told my dear wife they were just to dam nice. I said our Drill sgt s were Richard Simmons on steroid. And it was kind of weird they wanted the class to address them as sir. I raised my hand and asked what branch any of them served in. Answer was never served on any capacity. Ok no big deal.

So we’re socially distanced doing push-ups and I walk over to my wife. As she’s doing push-ups I’m using my hands to get near her. And she starts laughing and I say you eye fucking me recruit. And she’s giggling then doing jumping jacks I jumped and jacked around her. In the car I said look if they wanna make it realistic we need at least.
5 sets of 30 pushups
5 sets of 30 mountain climbers
And after your arms are jello hit the monkey bars
And then give me 5 pull ups.
Then will go on a 3 mile run and finish up at the monkey bars.
In car she told me I cannot take you back I think you scared the instructors. After they would tell class to shake it out at times I do what I’d do in army I run around in humor. Doing thumb aerobics for support of the profile troops.

You know what it was a great morning with my wife. I made her laugh In these shitty times. we been together 34 years and I love her so much.

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Went to a military work out with my wife this morning I find humor (Original Post) TEB Jul 2020 OP
Yours was the first post today Ohiogal Jul 2020 #1
Oh how lucky you are! I loved reading this secondwind Jul 2020 #2
I hear that PT is good for you *and* good for me. n/t sl8 Jul 2020 #3
You make me laugh, too. tazkcmo Jul 2020 #4
How's that pup TEB Jul 2020 #5
Blue turned 3 this weekend. tazkcmo Jul 2020 #7
Cool he is motivated 😂 TEB Jul 2020 #8
Thank you. My minds eye was following your fun. yonder Jul 2020 #6
That's hilarious! DashOneBravo Jul 2020 #9
Pain and endurance soldier I joke TEB Jul 2020 #10
Yeah I'm betting they won't let you smoke them DashOneBravo Jul 2020 #11
LOVE reading this, TEB! elleng Jul 2020 #12

Ohiogal

(31,669 posts)
1. Yours was the first post today
Mon Jul 6, 2020, 07:18 AM
Jul 2020

that I read that made me smile. 🙂

Thank goodness. I was ready to just go back to bed and wallow in my depression for another hour

Did you bring the Boog, too?

TEB

(12,716 posts)
5. How's that pup
Mon Jul 6, 2020, 09:34 AM
Jul 2020

Yea I love joke around sgt. We always had full time no pt profile cases not at Bragg as much but west Germany big time.

TEB

(12,716 posts)
10. Pain and endurance soldier I joke
Mon Jul 6, 2020, 12:15 PM
Jul 2020

I’m like wtf ok people I’m not feeling this. Can we just push limits here we’re paying for this 😉 sorry dash one I was expecting harmony church 1984 PT

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