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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWent to a military work out with my wife this morning I find humor
I love making my wife smile. I have been working out since 1984 when I hit fort soon to be renamed Benning. The problem in the car on way home I told my dear wife they were just to dam nice. I said our Drill sgt s were Richard Simmons on steroid. And it was kind of weird they wanted the class to address them as sir. I raised my hand and asked what branch any of them served in. Answer was never served on any capacity. Ok no big deal.
So were socially distanced doing push-ups and I walk over to my wife. As shes doing push-ups Im using my hands to get near her. And she starts laughing and I say you eye fucking me recruit. And shes giggling then doing jumping jacks I jumped and jacked around her. In the car I said look if they wanna make it realistic we need at least.
5 sets of 30 pushups
5 sets of 30 mountain climbers
And after your arms are jello hit the monkey bars
And then give me 5 pull ups.
Then will go on a 3 mile run and finish up at the monkey bars.
In car she told me I cannot take you back I think you scared the instructors. After they would tell class to shake it out at times I do what Id do in army I run around in humor. Doing thumb aerobics for support of the profile troops.
You know what it was a great morning with my wife. I made her laugh In these shitty times. we been together 34 years and I love her so much.
Ohiogal
(31,669 posts)that I read that made me smile. 🙂
Thank goodness. I was ready to just go back to bed and wallow in my depression for another hour
Did you bring the Boog, too?
secondwind
(16,903 posts)sl8
(13,584 posts)tazkcmo
(7,286 posts)Drive on, soldier.
Yea I love joke around sgt. We always had full time no pt profile cases not at Bragg as much but west Germany big time.
tazkcmo
(7,286 posts)My baby is growing up.
TEB
(12,716 posts)yonder
(9,631 posts)I'm still laughing.
DashOneBravo
(2,679 posts)They should hire you to teach the instructors.
Tebs PT program.
TEB
(12,716 posts)Im like wtf ok people Im not feeling this. Can we just push limits here were paying for this 😉 sorry dash one I was expecting harmony church 1984 PT