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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsA Confession: I have broken the rules.
My conscience has required me to make a public confession as a means of partially atoning for my misdeed.
Two years ago, my wife and I visited the Minnesota Zoo. It is a rather nice zoo, although the enclosures are large enough, and have enough hiding places, that it's not uncommon to walk a good distance on its trails and not see any animals at all. Those unseen animals, however, are probably watching the human visitors, which calls into question who is actually in a cage. But, that is not the point of my confession.
During our visit, we approached an enclosure for the Zoo's exhibit of Moose. The trail led to a very nicely built wooden observation platform. Since I make a point of looking about in all directions, I could not help noticing a prominently displayed sign, with lettering that met the ADA requirements for font size, and included braille lettering as well. It read, "DO NOT TOUCH THE MOOSE!"
Shortly after I read the sign, what should appear but the head of a very large male moose. Its head was extended over the railing of the observation platform, right next to where I was standing. I was struck by the sheer size of this animal and its head, but was not fearful, even when the moose nudged my arm with its nose, its hot breath tangible on my bare skin.
It repeated this nudging behavior. I considered the behavior for a moment, noting that the moose was touching me, and wondering if that was allowed by the rules of the zoo. That was the moment that I offended by violating the clear order on the sign. I lifted my arm, moved it over the moose's head and firmly scritched the moose between its rather large ears. The moose grunted, so I stopped, and began to withdraw my arm. Unexpectedly, the moose bumped my hand upward with its nose. Familiar with that behavior from my cats, I took it as an invitation to repeat the scritching. I repeated it several times, and the moose grunted in response each time.
While I was engaging in this prohibited behavior, a mother with two young children walked onto the observation platform. The children observed my quasi-illegal behavior and approached the place where I was standing. The mother, however, in a stern command voice said, "THE SIGN SAYS DO NOT TOUCH THE MOOSE! DO NOT DO WHAT THAT MAN IS DOING!" That was when I realized that I had offended greatly. Hanging my head in shame, I left the observation platform with my wife.
To compensate for my offense, I later sent a donation to the Minnesota Zoo, but my guilt was not assuaged. So, I'm confessing here, in hopes that I will be able to rid myself of that guilt, once and for all.
I beg of you all, if you happen to visit the Minnesota Zoo: DO NOT TOUCH THE MOOSE! Save yourself from the torment I have experienced. Rules, after all, are meant to be followed to the letter.
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)"Don't tuch the butt"
trotsky
(49,533 posts)Bobbie Jo
(14,341 posts)MineralMan
(146,262 posts)msanthrope
(37,549 posts)To the jury...It is well-known DU fact that Robb is a dingbat. Ask Skinner.
hfojvt
(37,573 posts)although they use the same avatar apparently.
msanthrope
(37,549 posts)ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)Eleanors38
(18,318 posts)WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)and save yourself a world of trouble.
Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)This might be one of those times.
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)is just about up, so I will be turning to my work in due time. The reminder you offer, though, is very welcome, and I thank you for reading my thread.
Fumesucker
(45,851 posts)MineralMan
(146,262 posts)nt
siligut
(12,272 posts)That moose had you sized-up as a rule breaker from the start
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)Warpy
(111,163 posts)I imagine the sign was aimed more at doofuses with food than ear scritchers. I imagine withholding food while scritching a moose would result in different behavior.
TeeYiYi
(8,028 posts)No, seriously... I totally enjoyed your story. Especially the part where the moose bumped your hand up. I have two cats so I recognized the gesture.
After two years, I hope you can finally purge your guilt.
TYY
randome
(34,845 posts)If I'm not in a hurry, I'll wait.
hfojvt
(37,573 posts)that in Germany and Europe they will not jaywalk, but that they will in America.
So now, wherever I walk against the red light, I always think "I am an American!"
randome
(34,845 posts)Dash87
(3,220 posts)Go apologize to that moose right now.
malaise
(268,713 posts)You made my morning
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)surrealAmerican
(11,358 posts)... but they hopefully learned a valuable lesson: don't do something just because you see an adult do it.
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)In reality, they wouldn't have been able to reach the moose, anyhow.
IdaBriggs
(10,559 posts)Thanks to the "tubes" in fast food children's playrooms, kids get really comfortable going "up" plastic slide surfaces; this only becomes a problem when they start trying to climb "up" the slide on the playground which is NOT safe/allowed. The problems range from "getting rammed by someone coming DOWN the slide" to "being a bad example for the younger kids" - and so we cruel and evil mothers enforce the school yard rule of "UP the stairs, DOWN the slide!"
Yes, yes, your darling ten year old boy is fully capable of "climbing up the slide" and obviously it looks like a great deal of fun; unfortunately, it is dangerous for the four year old to "ram" into him when she is actually obeying the rules, and coming down, and no one wants the three year old "monkey-boy" who *cannot* climb a slide safely to try to imitate him.
If you don't "follow the rules", the rest of the playground mommies *will* "remind" your child about the safety rules (usually clearly posted, and enforced by playground monitors at their elementary school as well). Best for all if GOOD habits involving everyone's safety are followed even if they seem a little silly to the older, more capable kids.
I am glad the moose did not injure you, and that you had the presence of mind to stop your behavior when it was witnessed by impressionable youth; their mother was not just "showing them zoo animals" but also undoubtedly working to educate them on "respecting WILD animals/not behaving as if they are household pets" which is a safety issue we can only hope will keep them safe from unauthorized contact with "friendly/cute/non-domesticated" critters in the future. Good for her for giving you that moment of clarity/embarrassment.
I at you, give one and then offer one since you are penitent/have donated to the Zoo.
Go forth and commit the sin of no more.
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)IdaBriggs
(10,559 posts)I love emoticons.
CTyankee
(63,892 posts)of kids. We can't always think of OUR wants and needs.
I have to say that Mineral Man was lucky he wasn't in the Bronx zoo or any other New York zoo. He would've had LOTS of mothers in his face so fast he'd have to beat it for the exits! New Yorkers will tell you (LOUDLY) "where's his hat?" if your kid is bareheaded on a windy day. I know from experience...
IdaBriggs
(10,559 posts)With the intent of seeing how far people will push it. It is an entertaining thread - everyone "knows" he shouldn't have done it, but the "rebel thrill" of being a "rule breaker" is bringing out the goof in people since it apparently ended harmlessly.
I tossed in my two cents because he added the mom/children into the story - not everyone pays attention to *all* the lessons we parents try to teach, so I just wanted to remind him that "don't touch wild animals" was one we moms struggle with (especially when they are so cute).
I love your "where's his hat?" story!
RobinA
(9,886 posts)of well-behaved automatons here. Sheesh, shoot me now, there is truly no hope.
Thanks for the story, as appalling as some of the replies may be.
IdaBriggs
(10,559 posts)are the "well-behaved automatons" or you are referring in a sarcastic way to the people who are laughing at MineralMan's rebellious ways?
My children are animal lovers; if we weren't having the "wild animal" discussion regularly, my house would be infested with wild bunnies, ducks, possums, and the momma raccoon would still be raising her babies in my chimney.
tblue37
(65,227 posts)that he likes it and that there is a way to request the scritch from nearby humans.
I would not have been able to resist, either.
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)That is also not allowed. I would never do that, even if I had an apple in my pocket.
SomeGuyInEagan
(1,515 posts)... at least that is how I would play it in Zoo Court.
Auntie Bush
(17,528 posts)have put up that sign. You don't see any, "Don't touch the gorilla signs."
randome
(34,845 posts)I loved that show.
randome
(34,845 posts)busterbrown
(8,515 posts)Ding Dong School... Now she was hot!!!
Phentex
(16,330 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Many were the times I imagined 'romping' with her and her 'magic mirror'.
Good times...
busterbrown
(8,515 posts)Ding Dong School.... All the way with Miss Francis...
Now, she was hot... I loved her...
http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=6R2yqCslx1e2xM&tbnid=YIeG4plvaXAXeM:&ved=0CAgQjRwwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.richsamuels.com%2Fnbcmm%2Fdingdong%2Fvideodownload.html&ei=cfZ_Ue2HHaixiQLQ_4EI&psig=AFQjCNGNClmGf5mXhGUiBhqqbESNhmdYBA&ust=1367427057526639
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)But no charges were filed in my case.
House of Roberts
(5,162 posts)as an expert witness!
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)Gidney N Cloyd
(19,823 posts)It's a well-known moose trick. Thank goodness that mom and her kids happened along.
nolabear
(41,936 posts)Downthread.
ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)I used to think evil was subjective, but now I realize just how wrong I have been!
lpbk2713
(42,738 posts)Go in peace and sin no more.
markiv
(1,489 posts)and that you are in denial about what you have done, and are projecting the offense onto a young mother you considered to be overly stern, a mother who just just trying to raise her children right
if you do ever decide to take this seriously, and accept that moose touching is a disease, there are 12 step moose toucher programs available
please....get help
redqueen
(115,103 posts)and especially this reply... moose toucher...
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)I am chastened.
markiv
(1,489 posts)and more than once, i've had someone get really angry at me for saying something like that with a straight face, so i've become far more carefull in person, it's not my intention to hurt anyone
JaneFordA
(141 posts)By stretching as faaaaaaaaaaar as I could so I could touch a tiger tail. Well, he had no business sticking it out of the cage, right? It was one of those "impossible to resist" moments.
Yes, it could have ended badly. But... 33 years later I still don't care that I broke the rule(s).
That tiger tail felt like indoor-outdoor carpet, by the way. Not at all soft and silky like domestic cat tails.
--Jane the Sinneress.
Auntie Bush
(17,528 posts)Never let a tiger turn his back on you!
Not many people can say they petted a tiger tail or know what they feel like. Good for you!
nolabear
(41,936 posts)Skink
(10,122 posts)probably waits by the sign all day.
randome
(34,845 posts)Eleanors38
(18,318 posts)Buzz Clik
(38,437 posts)We're gonna have to put you down.
Sorry.
You'll be missed, but rules is rules.
vduhr
(603 posts)It's quite clear that the moose started it. The zoo should put up a sign for the moose, "do not touch the humans".
TrogL
(32,818 posts)No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".
Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)mind" of an animal, wild or domestic. "Please scratch my snout" could've been "Please let me bite your hand."
Maybe you done good; but maybe you were lucky.
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)her children learned to read the signs. That's an important skill in today's complex world.
MrScorpio
(73,630 posts)He followed me until I tripped and fell.
I covered up my head as he stood over me, I thought that I was done for.
But to my surprise, he gently tapped me on the shoulder and bent down to whisper something in my ear.
Do you want to know what he said?
"You're it."
randome
(34,845 posts)Eleanors38
(18,318 posts)JustAnotherGen
(31,781 posts)It couldn't be helped! The moose was actually touching you! Just like the white face monkey in Costa Rica that kid you I not . . . shook my husband's hand in Costa Rica last week.
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)especially during rutting season. And wild animals can change from friendly to threatened and nuts in an instant, for reasons you may not be aware of.
The mother was right in telling her children to not touch the moose. Your experience could have turned out quite differently. Just sayin'
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)in insisting that he had an itch that needed scritching.
WinkyDink
(51,311 posts)RKP5637
(67,088 posts)MineralMan
(146,262 posts)I'm not sure why that is. At a garage sale I was at, an enormous ginger tabby cat at the sale walked up to me as I browsed. I scritched its head between the ears, since I have learned that cats seem to enjoy that gesture. The cat immediately flopped over onto its back, so I gave it a tummy rub.
The woman running the garage sale said, "She never lets anyone do that." I replied, "Apparently not."
RKP5637
(67,088 posts)MineralMan
(146,262 posts)may not be soliciting a belly rub at all. I've learned that at great cost to the skin on the back of my hand. However, how can one resist? I certainly can't.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,606 posts)They are enticing you to rub that irresistible furry belly so they can grab your hand and flay off all the skin.
Kali
(55,004 posts)love it (got one of those in the house)
RKP5637
(67,088 posts)out when he was a tiny lost kitten as his significant other or whatever years ago! Our vet finds him amazing. I was leary at first, but he demands it! Now, it's just old hat.
frazzled
(18,402 posts)especially in front of children.
I had this argument a quarter-century ago with my husband when we took our then-young children to another zoo in another town. There was a "Do Not Feed the Animals" sign clearly posted on the fence (can't remember which animals we were looking at: was it bears, was it deer?). Were people throwing popcorn and crackers in and watching how cute it was for the animals to eat them? Absolutely. And my husband could not resist doing the same.
"Didn't you see the sign?" I asked. "No biggie," he responded, noting that others were doing so too. I explained that whether he agreed with the sign or not (and he should have, because it can make the animals sick), it's his obligation to obey the rules, and to teach our kids that you obey rules, whether or not you agree with them. If you find a rule wrong, then protest it by writing or demonstrating or whatever. But disregarding rules, be they at the zoo or sneaking a left turn at a no-left-turn intersectionor not paying your taxes fairly or committing a criminal actis wrong. We want our children to obey rules at school and in society, and it starts with something as simple as not feeding the animals at the zoo.
Moose are very dangerous animals. Your disregard of the sign could have led that woman's children to think (1) that rules are not really rules and that you can break them as you see fit, and (2) that it would be okay for them to touch the moose. Someone could have been hurt, and those kids could have been taught a lifelong (negative) lesson in transgressing social pacts.
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)my transgression publicly. too. I shall endeavor to follow all signage in the future. Thank you very much.
BainsBane
(53,016 posts)Someone on DU will bring this up just to spite you.
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)There is always something for which to be thankful.
Samantha
(9,314 posts)I loved your story. Shame on me, shame on me.
Sam
tblue
(16,350 posts)for your pennance.
Apophis
(1,407 posts)I wasted a couple minutes reading this.
840high
(17,196 posts)DevonRex
(22,541 posts)I am sooo jealous!!!
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)You darn kids, I am so out of touch these days.
rrneck
(17,671 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)Javaman
(62,504 posts)MichaelSoE
(1,576 posts)MineralMan
(146,262 posts)I'm always tempted to say, "Hey, cousin" to them and that would incur the wrath of any fundamentalist new-Earth creationists in the vicinity. The poo-flinging would just add insult to the injury, I'm sure.
Robyn66
(1,675 posts)I have been in a bit of a dark mood lately and that story was just what I needed!!!
Thank you!!!
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)just wonderin'.
randome
(34,845 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)MineralMan
(146,262 posts)I did not have sexual intercourse with that moose....Mr. Bullwinkle.
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)"Well what kind of chance does that give me?"
heaven05
(18,124 posts)right. Kids not old enough to touch wild animals. But I applaud you for being human. I would have 'scritched", cute word, the moose too.
R B Garr
(16,950 posts)In California they enourage interaction with the animals such as the Santa Barbara Zoo where they have a platform that is head high to the giraffes so you can feed them. They even have a feeding schedule so all the wannabe giraffe feeders can line up and give the critters some lettuce or other goodies. I regret not waiting in that line, but it was a trip to watch! The giraffe tongues just keep stretching out longer and longer and longer to get every scrap!
At least you did not argue with the moose like this man did with this goat. I think someone on this site posted this before. It's hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Dp0Bt2cbcc8
Baitball Blogger
(46,684 posts)there would be seppuku rituals practiced on a weekly basis.
Demoiselle
(6,787 posts)easily and he you. (Here kid, hold this box of matches for me...but DON'T play with them! ) Now if you'd had to hook your feet around the platform and suspend yourself to reach the moose...THEN I'd say your were foolish. And if Mr. M was that adept at soliciting caresses, you certainly weren't the first human to succumb.
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)Perhaps the enclosure was previously used for pigmy moose only. The one I touched had no problem putting his head over the railing. I am certain that it did that often during the day.
MrScorpio
(73,630 posts)Mønti Pythøn lk den Hølie Grailen
Røtern nik Akten Di
Wik
Alsø wik
Alsø alsø wik
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?
See the løveli lakes
The wonderful telephøne system
And mani interesting furry animals
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Including the majestic møøse
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
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Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...
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Taverner
(55,476 posts)Martin Eden
(12,847 posts)I too have a confession to make.
Early morning mid-September 2008 I was driving with my friend Eddie from Grand Portage Minnestota to the dock where we were catching the boat ride to Isle Royale for a 5 day backpacking trek, when we spotted a full grown bull moose standing by the side of the highway. I slowed down and stopped, but before I could train my camera on this magnificent creature it bounded back into the woods.
Slightly disappointed I didn't get the pic but stoked by the encounter, I resumed driving and just as I got back up to speed a squirrell darted across the road. I tried braking but it happened too quickly and I couldn't avoid crushing the poor little thing under my tires, tragically ending ending the life of this cute forest creature.
My confession?
As soon as I realized what happened, I turned to Eddie and said in my best Boris Badenov impression "Ve got Moose AND Squirrell!"
Am I a bad person for making light of this tragedy?
Auntie Bush
(17,528 posts)brooklynite
(94,358 posts)And are all of your matress tags intact?
Amaril
(1,267 posts)....my absolution nor condemnation, perhaps you will take comfort in the knowledge that I, too, would have scritched the moose & felt horribly guilty about it when caught by the mom and her kiddles.
I would also treasure the experience for the rest of my life...........like the times I was fortunate enough to pet a penguin and to sit with a bengal tiger cub on my lap, holding his bottle as he nursed.
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)to a place where movie animals were kept. I got to take a walk, hand-in-hand with Cheetah, of Tarzan movie fame in the days of Johnny Weismuller as Tarzan. The chimp led me to his cage, as if to show me where he lived. A very friendly sort of primate, he also did a thorough check of my hair for parasites. We got along famously.
The trainer was along for the walk, too, but didn't seem too concerned about my safety. It is a prized memory. Sadly, my mother neglected to bring a camera along.
KansDem
(28,498 posts)...telling the moose, "DO NOT TOUCH THE HUMAN!"
Maybe you were not alone in you malfeasance...
joanbarnes
(1,721 posts)CreekDog
(46,192 posts)Demo_Chris
(6,234 posts)ismnotwasm
(41,967 posts)I'll tell the story of the camel that fell in love with my husband at the SanDiego zoo. Tourists took pictures....
randome
(34,845 posts)ismnotwasm
(41,967 posts)Until a nice zoo worker told us. We think it was his hat.
Rex
(65,616 posts)That mother will go home and do something contradictory, the children will see it and remember not to stick their hands in the dogs mouth.
LibertyLover
(4,788 posts)try to eat your head or the heads of the children like the camel in the video in the Video and Multimedia forum was taped trying to do. For that small blessing, may we, and the moose, be grateful.
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)Nevernose
(13,081 posts)I've been all over the continent looking for a moose in the wild, and to a dozen zoos to find one. Do the moose have any interest in me? No. Are moose even real? Probably not. They're either folk tales, like leprechauns, or conspiracy hoaxes, like Bigfoot. Or part of a government plot to trick me into focusing on whether moose are real instead of focusing on the CIA.
Alaska? Check.
Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire? Check.
Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, and Quebec? Check.
British Columbia and Alberta? Check.
Washington and Oregon?
Idaho and Montana? Wyoming, Utah, and Colorado? North and South Dakota? Wisconsin and Minnesota? All checks.
Every goddamned zoo I can find? Check -- although there have occasionally been "moose enclosures" -- totally devoid of moose.
Bear World, in both Yellowstone and Grand Canyon? Check -- although I was told the one at Yellowstone was "sleeping." Sounds like bullshit to me.
Every other national or state park I can think of that might possibly have moose? Check.
Do I fucking OWN fifty acres of wooded Idaho wilderness that has wolves and bears and elk and deer and eagles on it, but not a single goddamned moose? Check.
Yeah, so your alleged moose can die and go straight to hell for all I care. This whole thread is probably part of the Fake Moose Conspiracy, taking advantage of gullible schmucks like me to get me to come visit your crappy states (which would probably be less crappy if there were, I don't know, say, some goddamned MOOSE in them). Do you people all work for some kind northern latitudes tourist bureau?
MineralMan
(146,262 posts)it may be your attitude. Moose, unlike most animals have delicate sensibilities and avoid contact with some people. That could be the cause of your moose contact deficit. Now, I have not met many moose, but all have seemed relatively innocuous to me, even those I met in Alaska. I did not get close enough to them, though, to touch them, as I was keeping an eye on a grizzly bear just downstream of where I was fishing.
rug
(82,333 posts)MineralMan
(146,262 posts)Thanks!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Sometimes I agree, sometimes I bend the rules.
However, I don't touch wild animals in a non-petting zoo.
marions ghost
(19,841 posts)I was hoping for something much more juicy by way of "confession..." than a moose petting zoo experience...witnessed by children...
Buns_of_Fire
(17,158 posts)Goosin' them huge moose, goosin' them tiny
Goosin' them field moose in they hiney... (Apologies to Mason Williams)
wet.hen88
(64 posts)You will probably have to answer to MooSatan one day...
ananda
(28,835 posts)I think you would appreciate this poem, MineralMan.
DER PANTHER
Im Jardin des Plantes, Paris
Sein Blick ist vom Vorübergehn der Stäbe
so müd geworden, dass er nichts mehr hält.
Ihm ist, als ob es tausend Stäbe gäbe
und hinter tausend Stäben keine Welt.
Der weiche Gang geschmeidig starker Schritte,
der sich im allerkleinsten Kreise dreht,
ist wie ein Tanz von Kraft um eine Mitte,
in der betäubt ein grosser Wille steht.
Nur manchmal schiebt der Vorhang der Pupille
sich lautlos auf--. Dann geht ein Bild hinein,
geht durch der Glieder angespannte Stille--
und hört im Herzen auf zu sein.
THE PANTHER (transl. Robert Bly)
In the Jardin des Plantes, Paris
From seeing the bars, his seeing is so exhausted
that it no longer holds anything anymore.
To him the world is bars, a hundred thousand
bars, and behind the bars, nothing.
The lithe swinging of that rhythmical easy stride
which circles down to the tiniest hub
is like a dance of energy around a point
in which a great will stands stunned and numb.
Only at times the curtains of the pupil rise
without a sound . . . then a shape enters,
slips through the tightened silence of the shoulders,
reaches the heart, and dies.
Skittles
(153,113 posts)THAT MIGHT TEACH YOU; yes INDEED
Silent3
(15,148 posts)Be careful where you touch the moose.