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Sat Apr 27, 2013, 07:50 PM

The DU Addiction Problem seems to be raging again. In hopes

of throwing a lifeline to a few people here who need the help, I reprise--

[font size=6]The 12 Suggested Steps of DUmmies Unanimous[/font]

1. We admitted we were powerless over GD--that our lives had become unmanageable.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could tombstone us at will.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Skinner as we understood Him.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of those holding or advocating opposing opinions.

5. Admitted to the Magistrate the exact nature of their wrongs.

6. Were entirely ready to have The Admin remove all these defects of character.

7. Humbly asked Them to remove our tombstones and reinstate us.

8. Made a list of all persons whom we had put on Ignore or whose threads we had hijacked, and became willing to fake amends to them all.

9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would entail inconveniences on our part.

10. Continued to take inventory of opposing doctrines and their proponents and when they were wrong promptly tried to make them admit it.

11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with Admin, as we understood Them, praying only that they would overlook our flamewars and personal attacks.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to the trolls, Morans and FReepers.

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Reply The DU Addiction Problem seems to be raging again. In hopes (Original post)
Jackpine Radical Apr 2013 OP
NMDemDist2 Apr 2013 #1
nadinbrzezinski Apr 2013 #2
treestar Apr 2013 #3
AnotherDreamWeaver Apr 2013 #4
pinboy3niner Apr 2013 #5
madrchsod Apr 2013 #6
DevonRex Apr 2013 #7
madrchsod Apr 2013 #8
DevonRex Apr 2013 #9
Jackpine Radical Apr 2013 #10
love_katz Apr 2013 #11
Diclotican Apr 2013 #12
Jackpine Radical Apr 2013 #14
Diclotican Apr 2013 #16
In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #13
Jackpine Radical Apr 2013 #15

Response to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 07:51 PM

1. well done!

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 08:01 PM

2. Funny

 



Well done Sir, well done...

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 08:05 PM

3. Hehe

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 08:10 PM

4. My server tells me I have exceeded my "Bandwidth"

and though this computer seems to be running extremely slow, I still sit and read and tell myself I have to get things done in the garden. (Maybe the power will go out and I will no longer be able to connect. I have heard "Cold Turkey" is the best way to quit)

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 08:11 PM

5. Do the program for 3 months and get a whole BAG of chips!

Or Cheetos. Your choice.

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 08:12 PM

6. is the magistrate still with us?

oh yes.....well done!

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Response to madrchsod (Reply #6)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 08:15 PM

7. I DU mailed him

the other day and haven't heard back yet. Hope all is well.

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Response to DevonRex (Reply #7)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 08:20 PM

8. yup... i miss his wit...

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Response to madrchsod (Reply #8)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 08:44 PM

9. So do I.

And his knowledge.

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Response to madrchsod (Reply #6)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 08:57 PM

10. I haven't been online much lately. Has something happened?

I know he had a bypass some years ago.

But then I had a bypass 20 years ago.

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Reply #10)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 09:27 PM

11. I, too, love his wit.

Hopefully, he is just busy. It is spring, and the Magistrate seems wise enough to turn off the computer and go out and enjoy life.

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Original post)

Sat Apr 27, 2013, 10:19 PM

12. Jackpine Radical

Jackpine Radical

Even our Lord - managed well with just 10 commandments But it is a few goodies here

Thank you Jackpine Radical

Diclotican

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Response to Diclotican (Reply #12)

Sun Apr 28, 2013, 07:06 PM

14. But that was before She invented sobriety.

Everybody knows you need a 12-step program to get sober. 10 just doesn't do the trick any more.

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Response to Jackpine Radical (Reply #14)

Sun Apr 28, 2013, 10:01 PM

16. Jackpine Radical

Jackpine Radical

AHa - that would explain a lot - of about how the world is, if it is a she and not a he who run the show - and she have her "periods" where she might be easy angered.. An by all means - the world is little twisted upside down this days..

Diclotican

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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #13)

Sun Apr 28, 2013, 07:08 PM

15. I re-run that thing every now & then. when it seems there's a need to lighten up.

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