Deranged sorority girl writes Obama's gun speech

[eissa]

Enjoy!

For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this Senate, you have been FUCKING UP in terms of reasonable gun control legislation. I've been getting texts on texts about Senators LITERALLY being so fucking INHUMANE and so fucking CALLOUS. If you're reading this right now and saying to yourself "But oh em gee Barry, I've been having so much fun with my NRA pals this week!", then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don't have to fucking find you on the Hill to do it myself.

The rest: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/18/if-deranged-sorority-emailer-wrote-obamas-gun-control-speech_n_3112108.html?1366906262

[Control-Z]

1. You've really got to go to the link

to truly appreciate this. I was howling, seriously howling!!

[eissa]

2. Yeah, it only makes sense

if you've read the original sorority girl's epic e-mail. What a classic!

[SheilaT]

3. I haven't read the sorority girl email

and I still think I totally get the parody of it.

It's exactly what Obama should be saying. Including all the f-bombs.

[Control-Z]

4. Hysterical, isn't it?

To be honest, one of the funniest lines included words/names I'm not normally okay with. I almost did a copy/paste here but decided it might not go over as well with other DUers.

[jillfantastic]

5. Video of sorority girl giving a similar speech

Watch and share!

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[freshwest]

7. Taking no prisoners, is she? The gun hounds are doing this:

[lpbk2713]

6. OMG! She like totally needs to look for a new sorority now ... BWAHAHAHA

Link: http://gawker.com/sorority-email-writer-resigns-guilty-of-caring-too-muc-480788491


Here's the sorority's official statement:

Delta Gamma has accepted the resignation of one of its members whose email relating to a social event has been widely distributed and publicized through social media and traditional media channels.

The tone and content of the email was highly inappropriate and unacceptable by any standard.

No matter who released it to the public or how it reached such a mass audience, the email content should not reflect on any sorority woman in general or any fraternal organization at large.

This is a regrettable action by a college junior – a personal email that is now on view for a global audience. And as all reasonable people can agree, this is an email that should never have been sent by its author. Period.


More at the link.