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undeterred

(34,658 posts)
Fri Apr 26, 2013, 11:23 AM Apr 2013

80-year-old accidentally swallows $5K diamond

Miriam Tucker's last colonoscopy yielded quite a treasure: a 1.03-carat round brilliant cut diamond, worth $5,000. But don't go scheduling an appointment with your gastroenterologist in the hopes that you, too, will strike it rich. Tucker, you see, had accidentally swallowed the diamond first.

The 80-year-old attended a fashion show fundraiser in Tampa on Saturday, and bought a $20 glass of champagne with a bauble inside. Of the 400 glasses, 399 contained a $10 cubic zirconia, reports the Tampa Tribune. As luck would have it, Tucker's glass held the one real diamond. "I thought I'd drink a bit of champagne so I didn't have to stick my finger so far into the glass," Tucker tells the Tampa Bay Times. "We were laughing and talking when I realized I swallowed it."

Embarrassed, and assuming she'd only ingested cubic zirconia, Tucker stayed quiet and waited for the winner's excited scream. None came, and jewelers with probes and a loupe could not find the winner, so Tucker was finally forced to admit what happened.

She already had the colonoscopy scheduled, so she warned her doctor what he might find; he did indeed locate the missing diamond, which was sent to the jewelry store in a biohazard bag, cleaned, and returned to Tucker.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/04/26/diamond-80-year-old-woman-swallows/2115411/




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80-year-old accidentally swallows $5K diamond (Original Post) undeterred Apr 2013 OP
Now, THAT would be a colonoscopy worth having! CaliforniaPeggy Apr 2013 #1
The preparatory cleanout would get tricky, though. Gidney N Cloyd Apr 2013 #3
Shades of "Marathon Man." reflection Apr 2013 #2
This too shall pass. n/t backscatter712 Apr 2013 #4
A diamond in the,.......ruffage! ohiosmith Apr 2013 #5
Diamonds Are Forenema. Chipper Chat Apr 2013 #6
for half of the price of that diamond... actslikeacarrot Apr 2013 #7
I'm surprised the diamond made it through the colonoscopy prep. undeterred Apr 2013 #8
quick, put more coal in her underpants! MisterP Apr 2013 #9
How else do you get Asscher cut diamonds? pinboy3niner Apr 2013 #10

actslikeacarrot

(464 posts)
7. for half of the price of that diamond...
Fri Apr 26, 2013, 01:02 PM
Apr 2013

...I would have sifted through her shit bare handed to find it.......no shit!

undeterred

(34,658 posts)
8. I'm surprised the diamond made it through the colonoscopy prep.
Fri Apr 26, 2013, 01:11 PM
Apr 2013

That would be like surviving a tsunami...

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