The Bush Library is HUGE. What could possibly be in there?

[Atman]

Or is it just a big empty space to symbolize his head?

[no_hypocrisy]

1. Secrets

[warrant46]

17. Also the Exact Copy of "My PET GOAT" that the coward held before he bugged out

For his Hidey Hole in Nebraska

[treestar]

2. This is going to be a funny thread

Starting with your contribution.

Shelves of books with blank pages in them!

[GeorgeGist]

3. The names of all those who died for his lies.

[magellan]

4. All his lies

[GaYellowDawg]

50. DING DING DING WINNER

n/t

[KG]

5. coloring books.

lots of them.

[warrant46]

18. Don't forget about the Crayons

[Walk away]

6. Maybe that's where he put our economy!

nt

[Earth_First]

7. I hear they have the empty Baghdad pallet on display...

...and you must take your shoes off before entering the Bust Room.

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. Try writing your memoirs in crayon or colored chalk.

It requires a lot of space

[undeterred]

9. Paintings of dogs and piles of dog doo.

[kentuck]

10. Good question.

[Ilsa]

11. A suite for his buddy, Bin Laden.

Of course, now that he's dead, they've turned it into a hideaway for his mistress, Condi.

"Hey Laura, I'm going down to my lie-berry to read!" <snicker-snicker-snort>

[RobinA]

12. The Missing

WMD previously thought to be in Iraq.

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. Halliburton probably got the no-bid construction deal

[Capt. Obvious]

14. Weapons of mass destruction

[OLDMDDEM]

15. Bush Library contents

Maybe second printings of My Pet Goat.

[BeyondGeography]

16. Lots of excuses

[Scuba]

19. A very small bookshelf and a full-sized replica of the Emma E. Booker Elementary School ...

... complete with a wax statue of W reading "My Pet Goat".

[koiwoman53]

20. I am sure it will be amazing....

his ego and all the brush he cleared on those "working vacations" in Texas.....

[lunatica]

21. Walls and walls with the names of the dead in his wars

[Greybnk48]

22. I, for one, will NEVER know.

And neither will anyone in my immediate family, I would wager. I would not waste one precious second of my life on that crap.

[marmar]

23. I hear the Scratch 'N Sniff wing is the largest of its kind.

[Cirque du So-What]

24. Doesn't look so big to me

[MineralMan]

25. Unopened Textbooks from

his college days make up most of the collection. Unread briefing documents from his term in office make up the rest.

[Bad Thoughts]

26. The overwhelming evidence of WMD in Iraw, of course. eom.

[liberal N proud]

27. His legacy which is just as empty

[femmocrat]

28. The uncounted ballots from Florida.

Of course, they are hidden in a storage area. Not for public viewing.

[Baitball Blogger]

29. Here's a picture of one of the rooms:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

30. facsimiles of their egos.

[Lawlbringer]

31. My home computer is a far less embarrassing Bush Library.

I'm a huge fan of Kay Parker.

[NightWatcher]

32. The Dick Cheney Shooting Range and Bar???

[edhopper]

33. What a horrobly uncreative design

looks like a High School.

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Compare to the exciting Clinton Library.

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[Atman]

34. It looks more like the Bush Memorial Office Complex and/or Middle School.

[edhopper]

36. And the setting looks like

it should be a strip mall.

[7wo7rees]

48. It is horrific and offensive in every way. Quite fitting, I guess.

Speaking as a long time resident of Dallas it is just heart renderingly sad. And then sad some more.

[Ganja Ninja]

35. Lots and lots of redacted documents. n/t

[watercolors]

37. Maybe a place to hold his mediocre paintings!!

[Festivito]

38. Review of his decisions against other REPUBLICAN alternatives.

There should be a large empty space to signify its namesake.

[Recursion]

39. Well, in seriousness, any administration produces a ton of documents

It will be memos, minutes from cabinet meetings, probably some personal collections of his. Archives, memoirs, etc...

[Atman]

53. I thought Cheney shredded them all.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

40. He's got to be hiding weapons of mass destruction in there. My intelligence says so.

I say we invade it.

[Atman]

41. I looked under his desk...no WMD there!

I dredged the swamp...I checked the attic...

[Johonny]

42. all the loot the rich gave him while in office since they not allowed to keep it

the Nixon library has all the weird * people gave Nixon. You wouldn't believe what people will give a president even one that sucks. It's one giant reach around to the ego of the guy that was president.

[cynatnite]

43. I heard there is a "My Pet Goat" wing. n/t

[LeftishBrit]

44. Pet goats?

Hiding places for fake WMD?

[nadinbrzezinski]

45. The missing WMD...

They had to be somewhere...

[alterfurz]

46. clearly bigger on the inside than it looks...

...because from the outside it appears to be only a two-seater? PS--plus it also houses the George W. Bush Institute, a public policy think tank. (Oh wait: maybe they meant stink tank? Conservative think tank: people paid to think by the people who make tanks.)


lie-bury contents/tissue supply: remaindered copies of

[BREMPRO]

47. must be a whole wing dedicated to "My Pet Goat" ...

and a rewrite of history diorama of the classroom reading including him reading to the children co-existing with the dinosaurs.. need a lot of room for those pesky creature

[Lady Freedom Returns]

49. They say that there is a Huge wing about WMD's in Iraq...

But no one can find it.

Thank You David Letterman! (Just heard it on his show!)

[defacto7]

51. Is that a sniper's parapet on the top?

The whole idea is one huge contradiction. Bush? Thinking? reading? They have to be kidding. Who would want to go to a library that takes stuff out of your brain instead of putting something in? What in a reasonable world could be useful in a library devoted to a complete moron? It there a Bevis and Butthead library somewhere too?

[Warren DeMontague]

52. The Sock He Stuffed Into His Flight Suit.