Boehner's daughter marrying pothead (national enquirer)

[The Straight Story]

TALK about a marriage going to pot! U.S. House Speaker JOHN BOEHNER is set to walk his daughter Lindsay down the aisle – but does he know his new son-in-law was busted for marijuana possession?

The ENQUIRER learned that Florida police ar­rested Lindsay’s fiance, Dominic Lakhan, in Pembroke Pines back in 2006 after pulling him over for a traffic violation.

“Upon making contact with the driver,” states the police report, “officer ob­served in plain view a 16 oz. Natural Lite beer can opened in the driver door.

“Officer also detected the odor of burnt cannabis emit­ting from the interior of the vehicle.

“A search of the vehicle revealed two bags contain­ing approximately 2 grams of suspected cannabis… inside the center of the ashtray. Suspect admitted to the possession of the can­nabis, stating that it was for personal use.”

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/exclusive-first-photo-john-boehners-daughter-marrying-pothead

[Skraxx]

1. Boy Would I Have Loved To Have Been There When Boner's Daughter Introduced Her

New boyfriend to daddy. That musta been quite the scene!

Why do I get the feeling there are some serious daddy issues at play here?

[Mopar151]

2. How could you marry into that family without being a weed burner?

[Heather MC]

3. I wonder if he will do a 180,

like some repugs do when they find out they have a gay kid.


Will he be like now that have a son in-law that smokes the weed, I have seen the light and see the importance of making it legal for all over 21? or 18?

[Beacool]

4. That's his future son in law?????

The Boehners must have fainted when they met him.

[marybourg]

5. "Jamaican-born Lakhan, who resembles reggae leg­end Bob Marley"

Is this code for "he's a black man"?

[LittleBlue]

6. Oh my god

That's his future son-in-law

I would pay $100 for a video of his reaction.

[The Straight Story]

8. He probably cried

[frogmarch]

7. No doubt Boehner will

own the situation by sporting a hat just like his son-in-law's.

[abbeyco]

9. I'm sure the orange man will be a peach at the reception

He'll probably be half in the bag when he walks her down the aisle and then in the midst of a crying jag during the reception. I'm hoping someone will YouTube a smuggled video!

[Mopar151]

10. I feel bad for the kids.....

They should license out the vid, on the down-low - it'll give them a nice little start.

[MADem]

11. I just came across this story and wanted to check to see that DU had it!

I'm laughing my ass off--couldn't happen to a nicer guy!

Bonehead should look on the bright side--at least, when he needs to light one of his English cigarettes, his son-in-law should have matches or a lighter handy!




This calls for some celebratory music:

Children, get your culture!!! ROOOOOOOTS, Natty!!!!!