Wow, and Jon Stewart has tried so hard in the past to keep his heritage a secret....

[kpete]

http://wonkette.com/513630/donald-trump-thinks-up-totally-sick-burn-jon-stewart-is-a-jew

[WCGreen]

1. Putz

[TeamPooka]

2. Trump is an anti-semite asshole

[rurallib]

27. Hey watch it!

Trump is anti-black,anti-Semite, anti-well you name it.
Calling him anti-semite is giving him a huge break.

[TeamPooka]

47. I do apologize for not listing his failings in full. I was pressed for time. :)

[MattBaggins]

48. Trump is one of those types to try the

I'm not racist I hate everybody bullshit.

[TeamPooka]

49. or as I call them "mega-racists". Prejudiced against everyone but themselves.

[alfredo]

113. I think you should apologize to assholes for lumping him in with them.

They have feelings too.

[tofuandbeer]

121. :D

[tableturner]

44. He gets along with "the Jews".....

.....just like he gets along with "the blacks".

[Viking12]

59. true and he can't be an anti-semite, there was "a Jew" on Celebrity Apprentice once

[kelliekat44]

76. Isn't Trump a Jew? nt

[baldguy]

85. Trump's only god is his own ego.

If there was any real justice in the world, he'd have no money, nobody would know his name & he'd have to subsist on licking the bottoms of people's shoes.

[PatrynXX]

101. kinda obvious he'll irritate some women actresses along the way

Winona Ryder, Natalie Portman which have made no attempt to hide their original names... just head over to imdb.com and oh duh. Donald you are stupid. took you this long??? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0829537/?ref_=sr_1


brain dead.

why if I took his paranoia to heart. using imdb.com

Donald Trump's father, Fred Christ Trump (born in Woodhaven, New York, October 11, 1905), was a multi-millionaire developer son of German Parents. Fred developed apartments, homes and high rises in New York. He died June 25, 1999. Married in 1936 to Mary MacLeod (born in Stornoway, Scotland, May 10, 1912), who died August 7, 2000.

I'd assume his grandparents loved hitler. oh well they were German. X_X bonk...

[Drale]

3. OMG Trump knows how to use Wikipedia

So he's openly stating that he believes Jew's are bad than?

[Bad Thoughts]

4. He's not Jon Stewart of the Lvov Stewarts? eom.

[snooper2]

5. I wish the people around him would give him more attention..

kind of pathetic if you think about it

[Bluenorthwest]

6. Trump's grandfather's name was Drumpf

He changed it to Trump. What's Donny's complaint here?

[Mopar151]

8. "They're not looking at ME!"

Waaaaaaaaaaa....

[stlsaxman]

88. and here I always thought it was "Chrump"

[Scootaloo]

7. "totally overrated!" - OH BUUUUUURN!

Says the guy who couldn't even hold a reality show together, and is mostly famous for being a fucking asshole with a bad toupee.

[Mopar151]

17. That's no rug

a scalp graft from a Pomeranian, maybe....

[lastlib]

96. Any self-respecting Pomeranian......

...would've fought to the death to keep from being that guy's carpet donor......

[WinkyDink]

50. ?? "Celebrity Apprentice" is doing quite well.

[monmouth3]

9. Trump is making a HUGE mistake here. Jon's pinky finger has a higher IQ than the donald...n/t

[WinkyDink]

52. The Donald is a graduate of Penn's Wharton School; JS, of Wm. and Mary. It's a toss-up.

As to who is SANER, THAT would be Jon!

[Squinch]

55. W went to Yale. If you're the son of a rich daddy, you don't need to be smart to

get through the ivies.

[maddiemom]

115. Legacies.

[tallahasseedem]

72. I know a lot of jackasses that graduated from

Wharton. It really doesn't mean anything to me, especially because his rich daddy probably got him in.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

10. Antisemitic piece of shit.

I hope his hair divorces him.

[LongTomH]

30. "I hope his hair divorces him."......DUuuuzy

[Summer Hathaway]

63. This should have ended in divorce years ago

He and his hair have been having a 'trial separation' for as long as I can remember.

[Walk away]

11. Poor Donald! At least his hair is brilliant!

Most of it was smart enough to jump off his crazy head and get away!

[Zorra]

12. If there is ever a Simpson's movie with live actors, Trump would be the obvious choice to play Homer

All he'd have to do is act like himself.

He brags about being smart, in the same breath that he unwittingly reveals what a monumental arrogant, egotistical, clueless, conservative racist he really is.

Donald, Donald, Donald.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

16. Homer Simpson is way too likeable for Donald Trump.

Monty Burns is more like it.

[dmr]

21. D'oh! Homer's lovable.

Nuttn' loveable in ol' Trumpy.

[demwing]

108. I am so smrt!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

13. "Hey listen listen you can shove your accusations. I am friendly with the jews and

the blacks. I'm just saying this little jew is yiuuuuuugly overrated, yiuuuugly. I got class coming out my keister. And in no way I'm seeking attention for all my shortcomings."

[BlancheSplanchnik]

103. is that really what he sounds like? OMG, that hilarious!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

105. Pretty much. I was doing the voice in my head as I typed. :-p

[BlancheSplanchnik]

111. love it! :D

"I got class coming out my kiester". <--------- LMFAO!!!!!!!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

14. Trump willingly or not is setting himself up on a tee for a massive Stewart zinger.

Remember Jon's bit on Trump eating pizza with a fork?

[randome]

31. A classic!

My God, Trump is going to end up in an insane asylum. He truly sounds unstable.

[cui bono]

34. Did you see when Bill Maher read Trump's attorney's letter on air?

OMG... so hilarious. Trump actually had his attorney write Maher because he was mad at an orangutan joke Maher made. The letter said something like "as you know it is impossible for an orangutan and a human to mate"....



If you haven't see it you must.

[Cha]

45. Trump wants to play? Okaaaaaaaaay, but

watch the club! Fore!

[Wounded Bear]

15. And Jon says.....

"Wow, Donnie. Thanks for the free pub!"

[randome]

43. Unlike Trump, Stewart doesn't need it!

[wilt the stilt]

18. stupidity reigns

There ia an old saying. "Do not get in a battle of words with a comedian". This is a losing game. Mr. Trump remember Bill Maher. you will always lose. Not by inviting Jon Stewart into the fray you have just proven who is dumber.

[EOTE]

19. Wait a minute... Jon Stewart is a Jew?!?

And Donald Trump is an idiotic, anti-Semitic, brain-dead asshole with a rotting animal corpse on his head? Wow. I never would have guessed.

[uponit7771]

20. wow

[rug]

22. Donald's grandfather was named Friedrich Drumpf.

http://www.ibtimes.com/trump-or-drumpf-whats-name-280579

I think I'll call him Donald Drumpfkopf.

[redwitch]

26. Drumpf was actually shortened from Drumpfuck. nt

[freshwest]

35. Ha-ha!

[jberryhill]

53. FTW

[redwitch]

60. Why thank you!

Where are the DUzys when I really need them?

[SunSeeker]

94. I always thought Trump was a made up name. Oh the irony of him mocking Stewart!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

102. or just cut to the chase and call him Donald Dump.

Not too far removed from the original, while simultaneously and delightfully inferring that Trump (or Mr. Dump, if you will) is in fact, a turd. An owl turd most likely, as owl dumps contain all the indigestible bits and pieces.

Which explains that thing on his head.

[Erose999]

23. Trump is not just the president of the antisemite hair club for men... he's also a client.

[olddots]

24. the only press Turd Maggot Trump gets is bad press

he loves it like all bullies love to be spoken of as bad boys.

The only positive articles written about Chase & Place Fur Ball Trump were written by people just as evil as he is.

Someday Donald will be surrounded by paid admirers on his death bed , lonely , unloved and just as obnoxious .
It's a shitty way to go but he'll deserve it.

[Wait Wut]

25. Jon Stewart is totally overrated?

Damn. Thanks for telling me. I'll stop watching him now, you irrelevant, ignorant, useless ass.

Who the hell is he talking to? Himself? The image he sees in the mirror thinks he's an ass, too.

[narnian60]

28. C'mon, Jon, we're waiting....

[madokie]

29. Except that really he hasn't

First line in his wiki page
Jon Stewart (born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz; November 28, 1962)[6] is an American political satirist, writer, television host, actor, media critic and stand-up comedian. He is widely known as host of The Daily Show, a satirical news program that airs on Comedy Central.

[REP]

83. Stewart Leibowitz Griffin is the full name of my large black kitty

Though he goes by Stewie.



With his sister, Fannie (for Fanny O'Dowda, Fanny's First Play)

[Gothmog]

32. Jon Stewart has not tried to hide his heritage

Stewart is very open about his heritage. Trump is stupid to get into a war with both Maher and Stewart.

[Ellipsis]

33. Schmuck.

[Buzz Clik]

36. Donald -- you're fired. Take off.

[jwirr]

37. Trump is a wonder in his own mind - Jon Stewart has real fans who see his wisdom.

[onenote]

38. Stewart is going to have a field day with this

[Cha]

42. that's what I'm thinking.. turnip has his tweets..

Jon has his SHOW.

[WI_DEM]

39. When is NBC going to cancel Trump's pathetic TV show? it's ratings have been

dropping like a rock.

[Cha]

40. Quack doth protest too much..

he keeps insisting he's "smart" like nobody believes him. Could it have something to do with his stupid mouth?

[Buns_of_Fire]

41. As if @realSchmendrick would know "overrated" if it bit him on his tuchis. nt

[Manifestor_of_Light]

46. He's just jealous.

Jon Stewart has more talent and cuteness than Trump will ever imagine.

Trump is a grade-A schmuck, schlemiel, schlemazl...whatever your favorite Yiddish insult is.

[Initech]

51. When I think of Donald Trump the words "pompous horse's ass" come to mind.

Or thanks to Bill Maher "son of an orangutan" comes to mind.

[arcane1]

54. After Bill Maher handed his ass to him over and over, he's going after Jon Stewart now?

I guess being publicly ridiculed still counts as attention, so Trump is all for it

[Hekate]

56. I don't think there's been a moment in Jon Stewart's life when he has hidden his heritage...

... or felt he had to. He is who he is. Brilliant, witty, right up there with Garry Trudeau in portraying a satirical yet fundamentally honest version of The News. CNN should be so good at it.

One evening Jon was answering questions from the audience (? or maybe just viewers) about why he doesn't do his show on Friday evenings. He looked out at the audience and said, "It's called Shabbos, doctor. Ask your grandparents."

Love that guy.

Trump/Drumpfkopf, on the other hand, is the spiritual descendent of P.T. Barnum, without the humanity and class.

Hekate

[spanone]

57. don, i'll never get tired of saying this....'FUCK YOU'

[tanyev]

58. Ruh-roh. Jon loves it when he has a reason to go after Donald Trump.

[smirkymonkey]

61. Brilliant move Trump. BAD idea.

Stewart is so much smarter than you are. He is going to rake him over the coals and it will be well deserved.

[hay rick]

62. Whenever I think I know how big an ass he is, Donald Trump proves me wrong.

It's hard to keep up with his stupidity- and why would anybody want to?

[Behind the Aegis]

64. I bet "some of his best friends are Jews."

I can't wait to see his defense, I bet is something along the lines of my subject line.

[Plucketeer]

65. When you don't KNOW what "stupid" is

you tell folks how smart you are. Donald Dunce.

[UncleYoder]

66. Come on now, he's smart.

His mother had him tested......

[JohnnyRingo]

67. Wow! I thought he was an American, like Trump.

...I guess that was his point.
What a dumbass.

[Arkana]

68. *Sigh* Yes, Donald. It's JON STEWART who's overrated.

[Prospero1]

69. What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?

Donald Trump's tie!

[calimary]

77. Welcome to DU, Prospero1

GREAT joke!

[Tree-Hugger]

87. Thanks for the laugh!!!

I needed that!

[awoke_in_2003]

70. "come on, guys. I'm smart, too"...

sounds like an unpopular six year old.

[Iggo]

71. Schmuck.

[SCVDem]

73. Funny thing about Wednesdays Daily Show

Bassem Youssef, Egypts version of Jon was the guest and the topic was how people need to take a joke because picking back on a comedian is never a good idea.

An Egyptian and a Jew looking like brothers from birth.

The interview is worth a look!

http://www.thedailyshow.com/

BTW, what would Marrion Morrison have said about Jon's name change?

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

74. Donald Trump's outbursts are often about how much better he is than everyone else

Only someone with severe self-doubt would have to constantly remind everyone of how superior he is to others.

“I’m a much bigger businessman and have a much, much bigger net worth,” Trump said Monday . “I mean my net worth is many, many, many times Mitt Romney.”

[Iggo]

82. What they're really about is "No one's paying attention to meeeeeee!!!!"

[caseymoz]

75. Obviously, nobody pulls the hair over Trump's eyes.

And not from the obvious lack of it.

Now that he's found Stewart's secret identity, he's going to reveal it to the world!

[DainBramaged]

78. Wow did he really mean that or is there a hidden meaning how cruel to compare Jon with anyone

Is he really smarter? Are Christians smarter than Jews? Rich white guys smarter than the rest of us?

(referring to the dissection of my thread regarding how bigots define words)


Bigots are rich and poor, come in all colors, and have wide political beliefs, but stupid seems to go hand in hand with rich old white guys.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

79. Maybe he'd like him to wear a yellow star of David with the word "Jude" on it

to clearly mark his heritage in case others don't know.

[progressoid]

80. And when the Donald makes a promise...

Just ask his wives.

[stevenleser]

81. This will end very badly for Trump. Probably something like this:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-april-20-2010/bernie-goldberg-fires-back

[Fearless]

90. That would be beautiful!

[stopwastingmymoney]

106. omg!

Thank you for that!

[stevenleser]

110. LOL, you're welcome!

[eShirl]

84. OMG, someone I watch on TV is A JEW????!

Thanks for the heads-up, Scrooge McDuck!
(more like, his head's up his ASS)

[Xipe Totec]

86. I can think of no greater insult for the Donald than to be the Donald. nt

[revmclaren]

89. I think the alien toupee

nesting on his head has finally eaten its way too far into his brain. Every so often he has to make unwelcome appearance so people wont forget him. Sort of like herpes... except herpes can be kept under control. His mouth should be regulated by the EPA! Too much crap spewing from it.

[Contrary1]

91. "The writers of the Daily Show would like to thank the Donald for next weeks scripts."

One of the comments.

[MountainMama]

92. WTF?

What is it with these folks and ethnic names?

One night I briefly listened to some right-wing radio guy (cannot remember who, not one of the big names) that referred to Jon as "Jon Leibowitz" as if he were oh-so-witty.

And of course there's the "Barack Hussein Obama" people.

WTF?

[jpak]

93. "trump" is Yiddish for "douchebag"

yup

[grantcart]

95. "Never start a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel.

http://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/never_argue_with_a_man_who_buys_ink_by_the_barrel/

A well known NY expression which again proves that Trump is an idiot.

[Canuckistanian]

97. Disgusting pig

Appealing to antisemitism. Has the ADL weighed in on this one yet?

[Sherman A1]

98. Well,

In fact Mr. Trump, you are not smarter than Jon Stewart, but you are entitled to your opinion.

[lpbk2713]

99. Trump thinks small.

Obviuosly because he is deep inside such a little man.

[Billy Pilgrim]

100. My four-year-old niece said that earlier today.

Or something like it.

[BeliQueen]

104. He really is delusional.

I used to think it was just an act, but he needs serious professional help.

[BethanyQuartz]

107. Trump: Please run for President so I can give this country up as a completely lost cause!

Or Jon Stewart can run so I can vote again and not feel like a deluded moron. They'd probably shoot him before the swearing in, though.

[madinmaryland]

109. HOLY SHIT!! THIS IS HUGH!! TRUMP KNOWS HOW TO USE TEH INTERNETS!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Stewart

[smallcat88]

112. says the moron

Trumps biggest problem is he's too stupid to know how dumb he is. I say prove it! Show us your IQ test!

[Warren DeMontague]

114. Wait... Jon Stewart is Jewish?

Next thing you'll tell me, the First Lady is African American. G'WANNNN!!!!

[Skittles]

120. SHE IS???

OMG!!!

[rocktivity]

116. Donald Trump calling someone overrated

is like Hugh Hefner calling someone a pimp.


rocktivity

[Kablooie]

117. Why does Trump feel the need to tell people he's smarter than someone else?

He sounds like a petty, small child trying to act big.

[SemperEadem]

118. well, at least Stewart hasn't gone bankrupt being an asshole...

how did that restructuring work out for ya there? Oh, and the Scots are kicking your ass to boot, too! Sucks to be you.

[Skittles]

119. OMG Jon is Jewish?

WHO KNEW?

[Warren DeMontague]

122. What is it with Anti-Semites and bad combovers?

[Locut0s]

123. I think we are all just giving Trump exactly what he wants, attention...

The man is clearly an idiot, a right wing but job, a douche bag, and much more, but above all he's a slimy businessman in the worst possible sense. For a guy like him any attention is good attention. Remember he's now more a media icon than a retail and casino magnate icon. As such he's probably laughing all the way to the bank at all the negative attention he gets.

[LostOne4Ever]

124. When Donald Chump

Provides the LONG FORM of his birth record, along with his school records proving that his father is not an orangutan, then I might consider the possibility of him having an IQ higher than 2. Till then someone give Donald Chump a banana.