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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDear Mr. X-President BUSH - STOP SAYING YOU KEPT US SAFE, YOU DID NOT.
The Great Mulligan
By Charles P. Pierce
at 9:15am
...............What a complete and utter failure the Bush presidency really was.
Sorry we lied you into a war, but we kept you safe.
Sorry we demolished American values, and just about every shred of American moral credibility in the world, but we kept you safe.
Sorry we let New Orleans drown, but we kept you safe.
Sorry we allowed the national economy to blow up, but we kept you safe.
Sorry we demolished American values, and just about every shred of American moral credibility in the world, but we kept you safe.
Sorry we let New Orleans drown, but we kept you safe.
Sorry we allowed the national economy to blow up, but we kept you safe.
In fact, if you sent C-Plus Augustus into his own museum, and had him take that interactive quiz, and provided he didn't break a thumb trying to get a Diet Coke out of the exhibit, his answer to everything would be I kept you safe.
No. In fact, you didn't. Stop saying that before 3000 ghosts come to your room some night and pummel you with ectoplasmic bags of sheep dung.
The historical record is quite clear. Upon taking office, the Bush administration de-emphasized the Clinton team's almost-obsessive search for Osama bin Laden. That's why Richard Clarke got shoved aside. That's why John Ashcroft changed the FBI's focus from the pursuit of international terrorists to the pursuit of Tommy Chong. That's why presidential daily press briefings didn't get read while the president was clearing brush the month before the attacks. It's also why his briefer on the topic got himself told, "You covered your ass now." But that was nothing compared to the ass-covering that went on in the aftermath of the attacks Really, now, Condi. A "historical document"? That's still hilarious. as the members of the administration tried to prevaricate their way out of their abject failure to keep anyone safe. It was nine months of misfeasance in office, and inexcusable neglect of duty, that ended in the deaths of more than 3000 Americans.
And I am sorry. But you don't get a free one on these. You cannot argue that you kept us safe after your obvious negligence played a role in getting 3000 of us killed. We should laugh at anyone who tries to make this argument, and we should be angered that a presidential library puts together an exhibit of the all the cock-ups that followed the biggest cock-up of them all, and asks, arrogantly, the same question posed to generations of sportswriters by half-bright outfielders after they let one get by them to cost their team a ballgame.
What would you have done, motherfker? You ever play the game?
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Read more: The Great Mulligan - Esquire http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/the-great-mulligan-042413#ixzz2RO92f4uC
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Dear Mr. X-President BUSH - STOP SAYING YOU KEPT US SAFE, YOU DID NOT. (Original Post)
kpete
Apr 2013
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MyOwnPeace
(16,925 posts)1. And.............
he broke off talks with North Korea.
How's that working out?
What a delusional wind-bag.
liberalmuse
(18,672 posts)2. Millions of people would disagree with this...
but they're dead, thanks to him. That includes the people he failed to keep safe in NYC by disregarding an important memo, and the soldiers he sent to fight in a bogus war, never mind the innocent civilians he "shocked and awed". Now I know why people believe in an afterlife. There is not much justice on earth, as we see, because this mass murderer is spending the rest of his days peacefully playing golf and painting dogs.