And sequestration hits Indy . . .

[Brigid]

Since yesterday, I'he been noticing no planes coming in on approach to the airport -- only a few planes flying high overhead. I haven't seen the skies this empty since 9/11. I think it's to do with cutbacks at the FAA due to sequestration.

[Buns_of_Fire]

1. They also sequestered 5% of American cities.

Administratively, Indianapolis no longer exists. Sorry 'bout that.

[Brigid]

3. Damn Republicans.

I hope people are placing the blame for this where it belongs: on the Repugs and their intransigence.

[Buns_of_Fire]

4. Wait until people find out that the Indy 500 is now the Indy 475...

Please don't take it personally, though. In keeping with our new national educational standards, they eliminated the cities that were the hardest to remember how to spell. Albuquerque was the first to go.

I've heard rumors they're planning to sequester the whole state of Mississippi. Or was it Massachusetts?

[Buzz Clik]

2. The sequestered a jury in my home town last week.

It was horrible.