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Bonobo

(29,257 posts)
Thu Apr 18, 2013, 09:20 PM Apr 2013

Do as San Marcos does- wear your underwear on the outside everywhere

People need to change their underwear every half-hour.

In San Marcos, El Presidente has ordered that all citizens must wear their underwear on the outside...so we can check.

Another common sense strategy to prevent adolescent crime and lessen the cost of education is to make anyone under the age of 16 years old, 16 years old.

Common sense things like this.

If we could go back and make the citizens of the Weimar Republic wear their underwear on the outside and speak Swedish, 57 billion peoples lives would have been saved. Did I mention that I am Jewish?

For those Chomskyites and Naderites who think they can live in a pure world wear underwear can be worn under clothes, let me tell you that this isn't 1912 anymore and Buckminster Fuller is not around to create automatic underwear changing machines.

We must be pragmatic.

For every Swedish speaker with clean underwear, I will show you a future potential Hillary Clinton voter who will one day stand proudly in front of the League of Planets as the Human ambassador. Our future salvation.

Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good as some of the Trotskyites want you to. We must buckle down our screws and throw our caution downwind! For the eternal future!

Enough of this altruistic madness. Time to be adults.

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Do as San Marcos does- wear your underwear on the outside everywhere (Original Post) Bonobo Apr 2013 OP
I'll have some of whatever you're having nt Xipe Totec Apr 2013 #1
I've just been eating salad... nt Bonobo Apr 2013 #2
Salad? Is that what they're calling it these days? Man, have I been out of circulation! nt Xipe Totec Apr 2013 #4
And to think that "tossed salad" used to be a sexual reference bananas Apr 2013 #6
Shouldn't this be written in Swedish? NoPasaran Apr 2013 #3
Good point! Bonobo Apr 2013 #5
Shit! NoPasaran, You had to go there, didn't you! longship Apr 2013 #9
There's a Fry's Electronics store in San Marcos California bananas Apr 2013 #7
MFM has to put on underwear? pinboy3niner Apr 2013 #8
Wait. What? scarletwoman Apr 2013 #10

bananas

(27,509 posts)
6. And to think that "tossed salad" used to be a sexual reference
Thu Apr 18, 2013, 10:17 PM
Apr 2013

Kids nowadays!
What will they think of next!

Bonobo

(29,257 posts)
5. Good point!
Thu Apr 18, 2013, 10:08 PM
Apr 2013

Folk behöver ändra sina underkläder varje halvtimme.

I San Marcos, har El Presidente beordrade att alla medborgare måste bära sina underkläder på utsidan ... så vi kan kolla.

Ett annat sunt förnuft strategi för att förebygga ungdomars kriminalitet och minska kostnaden för utbildningen är att göra någon som inte fyllt 16 år, 16 år gammal.

Sunt förnuft saker som denna.

Om vi kunde gå tillbaka och göra medborgarna i Weimarrepubliken bära sina underkläder på utsidan och talar svenska, skulle 57 miljarder människors liv har räddats. Nämnde jag att jag är jude?

För dessa Chomskyites och Naderites som tror att de kan leva i en ren värld bära underkläder kan bäras under kläderna, låt mig säga er att detta är inte 1912 längre och Buckminster Fuller är inte runt för att skapa automatiska underkläder byta maskiner.

Vi måste vara pragmatiska.

För varje svenskt högtalare med rena underkläder, kommer jag visa er en framtida potential Hillary Clinton väljare som kommer en dag står stolt framför League of Planeter som Human ambassadören. Vår framtida frälsning.

Låt inte den perfekta vara fiende till det bra som några av de trotskisterna vill att du ska. Vi måste spänne ner våra skruvar och kasta vår försiktighet medvind! För den eviga framtiden!

Nog om detta altruistiska galenskap. Dags att bli vuxna.

longship

(40,416 posts)
9. Shit! NoPasaran, You had to go there, didn't you!
Thu Apr 18, 2013, 11:52 PM
Apr 2013

Now we're gonna have to get it translated to make sure it matches.

I hate it when that happens.

Pass the salad, please.

bananas

(27,509 posts)
7. There's a Fry's Electronics store in San Marcos California
Thu Apr 18, 2013, 10:21 PM
Apr 2013

Fry's was originally a grocery store.
They used to sell leafy green vegetables,
now they sell leafy green motherboards.
Chomsky, Nader, and Buckminster Fuller have been proven correct.

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