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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsRobertson: 'Demonic' Dungeons & Dragons 'Literally Destroyed People's Lives'
Pat Robertson knows that demonic spirits are behind everything from homosexuality and Halloween to karate and secondhand sweaters, and so it came as no surprise today when he warned 700 Club viewers that Dungeons & Dragons is a demonic game.
In response to a question regarding whether it is ok to enjoy video games that have magic in them, Robertson warned that such games are part of the occult and urged the questioner to flee from evil. He said that is especially the case when it comes to Dungeons & Dragons, which has literally destroyed peoples lives.
Watch:
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/robertson-demonic-dungeons-dragons-literally-destroyed-peoples-lives
dionysus
(26,467 posts)anneboleyn
(5,611 posts)What the hell is he doing...he is probably finally losing the last two or three marbles he had left. Two or three -- I know I am giving him a lot of credit.
JHB
(37,158 posts)...and just as impervious to actual facts and the experience of real people as he is now.
It always chapped my ass that I understood that it was fiction, people like Robertson thought "magic" was real (and satanic), but were taken seriously because we were just teenagers and they were "concerned parents".
Orrex
(63,203 posts)In fact, my financial life has been destroyed because I played a 6th-level Paladin in my freshman year.
Who knew?
The Straight Story
(48,121 posts)And the only people who have worked to destroy my life are the fundies.
Gays, games, guns, rock music, movies, etc all seem to be evil - but illegal wars, actually killing people the world over, oppressing people, etc are all A OK. Wanna promote hate of others? Cool. Want to have fun playing with some dice and paper and pencil? Evil.
Fundies are idiots.
Nevernose
(13,081 posts)I only found out about it a couple of days ago, when I received a follow up email. How is the fifth edition? Is it as different from the fourth as the fourth was from 3.5? Because I was actually thinking about playing Pathfinder this summer and was goingovernsome of the books.
now you know and aren't you sorry
MrSlayer
(22,143 posts)Ogres, illithids and bugbears too.
Demonic indeed.
The Straight Story
(48,121 posts)MrSlayer
(22,143 posts)I still play first edition with my son and his friends. Passing it on.
kudzu22
(1,273 posts)Pat Robertson can go to all nine hells.
anneboleyn
(5,611 posts)anneboleyn
(5,611 posts)richmwill
(1,326 posts)Robertson next week- "You know, people get these pet rocks nowadays and treat them as human. They buy disco and KISS records that are very dangerous to their Christian walk...".
The Straight Story
(48,121 posts)They were much cooler and we could burn them later in our satanic D&D rituals
anneboleyn
(5,611 posts)nolabear
(41,960 posts)anneboleyn
(5,611 posts)backscatter712
(26,355 posts)The 80's called, they want their hysterical moral panic back.
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)Best Chick tract ever!
Initech
(100,068 posts)"I'm immune from sword fights, wizard pragmatic spray..."
"HOW ABOUT MACE??? You immune from that???"
Riftaxe
(2,693 posts)seems reasonable...
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)You're killing me.
name not needed
(11,660 posts)Initech
(100,068 posts)"No he opened a booby trapped chest."
MattBaggins
(7,904 posts)lame54
(35,287 posts)msongs
(67,400 posts)Skraxx
(2,970 posts)Don't remember a thing except "Boo!"
distantearlywarning
(4,475 posts)Occulus
(20,599 posts)hifiguy
(33,688 posts)Ultimate Drooling Stoopid decade ago, but he feels to re-demonstrate that fact on a regular basis.
I am a dedicated Brony (a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) so I guess I'm headed to hell, too. After all Friendship is MAGIC. Not to mention all of those Harry Potter books on my shelves.
Whatta maroon!
arcane1
(38,613 posts)anneboleyn
(5,611 posts)He was a D&D fan way back when...that would be hilarious. I love the goth chick "evil witch."
arcane1
(38,613 posts)It was, of course, hilarious
anneboleyn
(5,611 posts)anneboleyn
(5,611 posts)a top D&D technical advisor to help them with the old D&D demonic witchcraft scenario. Snort.
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)He would also have thrown the special 666-sided die to make sure he wouldn't get better.
madinmaryland
(64,931 posts)ever be.
What an idiot.
Blue Owl
(50,355 posts)Posteritatis
(18,807 posts)nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)Now you blew my cover.
Makes me wonder if they're running out of material
distantearlywarning
(4,475 posts)My husband and I play in a long-term D&D campaign every Sunday night. Both of us have been table top gamers for over 20 years. Obviously, dear Pat didn't define "destroyed people's lives", but I think we're doing all right. No "destruction" here that I can tell.
Marr
(20,317 posts)He *ought* to be all for D&D, when you think of it that way.
anneboleyn
(5,611 posts)longship
(40,416 posts)D&D leads to...
Dun... Dun... Dunnnnn!...
...Harry Potter!
LanternWaste
(37,748 posts)A lot more people would agree were he referring specifically to 4E...
Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)sorry, pat! You lose!
SomethingFishy
(4,876 posts)a +20 Sword of Ignorance and a +10 Shield of stupidity.
sakabatou
(42,152 posts)Zephie
(1,363 posts)MattBaggins
(7,904 posts)and we all know that can't end well.
sarisataka
(18,627 posts)I rolled a natural 20 on my saving throw for "your life is literally destroyed"
See:
The Straight Story
(48,121 posts)sarisataka
(18,627 posts)From this
To this
Rex
(65,616 posts)He is the Goblin Master, as can be seen here - yeah I know this guy looks better than Pat, but it is him in stage make-up.
Hayabusa
(2,135 posts)What is this, 1983? And if high-level D&D players get access to real spells, I've been missing out heavily...
gejohnston
(17,502 posts)or did I just step into a time warp?
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)It's not the devil worship, it's the part about WOW being approximately as addictive as meth. Try eating Christmas dinner alone because your spouse is questing or going without sex for six months because it cuts into your spouse's dailies.
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)...
Well, I can't post the whole thing here...
But I've played role-playing games including Dungeons and Dragons since the late 80's, and nobody's taught me real spells.
Revanchist
(1,375 posts)L0oniX
(31,493 posts)Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)I am...
(rolls dice)
laughing at Pat Robertson.
anneboleyn
(5,611 posts)This made-for-tv "film" features the young squeaky Hanks as a guy who goes crazy playing an evil RPG called Mazes&Monsters and gets himself killed (ooops -- spoiler -- if I am remembering correctly) because he thinks the subway is a dragon that he must battle to the death. I thought it was hilarious -- and I was a little kid. I can't believe Hanks appeared in this mess. Oh well he was a working-for-food actor in those days.
This film had an "important" message -- because you know that sort of thing happened all the time with D&D. Kids were dying by the thousands (sarcasm)! I think every town had an urban legend about some "guy" (normally -- girls do not seem to be vulnerable to the D&D possession madness) who got killed or disappeared playing evil D&D?
Mazes and Monsters is on YouTube...My iPad is being temperamental right now or I would post the link. Apologies. But it is easy to find.
The Straight Story
(48,121 posts)It was a mess, but a fun movie in some ways. There is a 60 minutes episode about the 'dangers of D&D' on youtube as well.
Bonobo
(29,257 posts)Best damn game ever. Brings people and families together. Boosts imagination.
Nanjing to Seoul
(2,088 posts)He will roll his D8. . .roll a 6 and say "without a doubt, a major league asshole."
Ruined lives, Patty?
Two MAs, getting my PhD, speaks five languages, lived in four countries, traveled the world all before the age of 35.
Played my first game of D&D when I was six. go fuck yourself, Marion!
LiberalElite
(14,691 posts)He won't have an audience anymore.
AnnieBW
(10,425 posts)Yeah, D&D has destroyed a lot of lives. A lot of non-player characters' lives!
Aristus
(66,327 posts)a successful, college-educated, hard-working, productive, patriotic citizen.
But I'm a far-left liberal Democrat, so yeah, I guess it destroyed my life...
sofa king
(10,857 posts)He'd heal you, but he lost the scroll at the entrance to the Vault of the Drow.